Disclaimer thingy: I dont own Ed Edd N Eddy, or Nat Goldberg, never have, never will. If I did it wouldnt be a kids show! This is just the first chapter, nothing serious. just an intro realy. Im not shure where im heading with this so any ideas are warmly welcomed! So ya, enjoy C:
*Lunch*
"Nathan, please refrain from placing your hands on my butt." I asked as I inched closer to Kevin. "Come on D, ya know youd rather be with a real man like me than plain old Kevin!" -thwack- "KEV! I was kidding! Damn dude you dont need to hit me!" This is a normal everyday thing now. I, Edd, the school nerd, sit at the jocks table. Kevin and I came out last month and to are surprise everyone was ok with it within a week. Well, all except Eddy. And of course Ed stuck around Eddy. So I am extremely grateful I was excepted so easily, even if most of them were perverts. "Nat, ill kick your fucking teath in if you keep it up!" I sighed. "Kevin, language." He turns to me and bits my lip and I feeel my face flush. "Ohhh Double D! PDA! MY TURN!" Nat screams. "NATHAN!"
*AFTER PRACTICE*
"So captain? How did you end up with Edd?" I laughed at this and began to strip. "There was a problem with his plumbing and every faucet in his house was going off at once, even his toilet. He came over banging on my door, freaking out, crying, sopping wet beging me for help. And yall know thats what my dad does so of course I know how to fix it. Came over there, loosened three pipes, problem solved!" I shoved all my clothes in my locker and threw my towel over my sholder. "Wait so how did that have anything to do with yalls coming together? " Jackson asked. "Coming together? bro you make it so much more gay!" Anthony laughed. "Look, I know most of yall aint gay so picture this. Cute tiny girl thats caught your eye before but you though nothing of and then shes got her clothes clinging to her body and you can see everything. And insted of her normaly clothes, its just her underwear..." I could see some of the guys turn away, obviously hiding 'somthing'. "Ok, I want to here the rest of this, honestly, come on! What happend next!" Chris yelled from the shower stall next to mine. So I started the shower and gave in to it.
"Nothing but his hat, glasses, boxers, and oversized t-shirt. I turned to face him but he was bent over with that fat ass of his in the air, trying to hard to clean up the bathroom. I said everything was going to be ok now and it shouldnt leak. He looked up at me, still crying and said thank you for helping me. I cupped his chin and made him look at me. When I wiped away his tears and told him to stop crying cause hes not a baby, he blushed. Not all over, just the tip of his nose! I couldnt help it. I leaned in and kissed him. He froze up but slowly grabbed my shirt as I pulled him agenst my chest. He freaked and said i was going to ruin my clothes. So I bit his neck and told him to get out of his and it wouldnt be a problem. And thats all im going to tell yall!
it was quite for a while and I started to get a bit worried that I grossed them out. "Damn dude. Little dork is lucky!" "Damn it Nat really!" the entire locker room busted into fits of laughter. "Oh come the fuck on cap! You already know there are plenty of guys and girls that would love to be in that position! Not to mention the ones in this room! Little nerd is the envy of the school!" I came out the shower and smaked Nats head. "Umm, why am I the envy of the scho- EEEKK!" I look over just in time to see Jackson paddling his ass cheaks. "Cause you be skrewing the captain of the football team!" "Jackson!" But before I could do anything, he was gone. "Hay babe, let me get dressed 'n we'll leave." He noaded and sat down on the bench. Haha, hes short enough to still kick his legs! God hes cute! "Sup baby? So you thought about what I said at lunch?" Damn it Nat...
"Yes Nathan I did, and while the offer is nice your are incredibly wrong." I turn around and watch as I pull my shoes on. "What daya meen babe?" Edd smiles big and stand up. "Well while you may be attractive and getting a scholarship for your atletic abilities, you have no other characteristics of a 'real man'." he air quotes real man. "Kevin, however, does. He is passing his classes, holds down a job, is a handy man, and is not a pervert at inappropriate times. So technically, I am daiting a 'real man'." I cant help but throw my arms around him and kiss his neck. "Well I never!" Nat begins with a serious tone. He starts laughing and links an arm around Edds neck. "Im never going to stop trying! Ill see you at Kevins house later lover!"
as we walk to my BMW HP2 Sport where talking about what to do this weekend. "Well Nazz is talking about having a party and Rolf is suggesting we take a trip out of town and see where we wana stay for spring break." I take his boook bag and shove my jersey into it. "Kevin, thats unsanitary. And you know I dont like partys that much. Spring break is not for another two weeks so I dont understand exactly why he would like to go this week." "Well dork, he wants to be prepared and it will be busy where were going. We need to make reservations." He clings to me as I rev my bike. "Where exactly are we going?" I laugh and take off.