Na: Ed vs Gohan! One of the strangest stories I've ever written! Please be honest with your reviews. But please, no flames.
Ed vs Gohan
In a barren field, Gohan stretched while Ed ate a dog biscuit "What're we doing here?" Ed asked. Gohan got into fighting possession, and Ed put his arms up "Now…" Gohan rushed at Ed; he kicked his in the stomach, and grabbed his head. He threw Ed into the ground! Ed got up "What are you made of?" Gohan asked "I do not know." Ed punched Gohan into the air, and pulled out his laser gun "Proton Laser, fire!" he shot a massive blast at Gohan! Gohan stopped in mid air, and blocked as the blast hit him dead on! He fell to the ground, and jumped up "Let's try this!" Gohan rushed at Ed, and hit him in the chest, then the forehead, and finally in the right shoulder. He jumped back as Ed's body exploded! (Thanks for the info Jay Zero Snake!) "That should do it." Gohan said relieved. But he felt a strong presence. Ed was standing in the smoke! "But how?" Gohan asked amazed "I ask myself that every day." Ed said dumbly.
Ed ran at Gohan, and kicked him in the head; sending him to the ground. He got up, and Ed walked forward. Gohan got into fighting stance. But he kicked up a pebble, and it went into Ed's shoe. Ed got mad "Big trouble!" Ed ran at Gohan, and punched him through the stomach! Gohan fell to the ground. He picked a bean out of his belt, and at it. He got up, perfectly healed "Let's go." He transformed into as Super Saiyan! They locked hands, and pushed at each other "Ed angry!" Ed said "Yeah, I could tell." Gohan kicked Ed in the stomach, and threw him into the air "Maseko-Ha!" Gohan shot a yellow beam at Ed, and hit him in the side! Ed stopped in mid air, and pulled out a house! "This guy is strange." Gohan told himself "Ed angry!" Ed threw the house at Gohan, and Gohan grabbed it "How can I beat this guy?" Gohan threw the house to the side, and jumped at Ed! He kicked Ed in the face, and Ed grabbed his foot! He threw Gohan to the ground.
Ed's eyes turned red, and he transformed into Edzilla! "This is too freaky." Gohan stood is ground "Raa!" Edzilla shot a giant beam at Gohan… Gohan lowered his guard "I… lose…" suddenly, Goku punched Edzilla in the face, and destroyed the beam! He went down to Gohan "Wake up. Wake up Gohan." Gohan looked up "Dad?" Goku smiled "Don't hold back. Unleash everything you have." Goku disappeared. "Y… yes sir…" Edzilla got up "Raa!" Gohan turned to Edzilla "I know your kind. You think you can just waltz on in and take over my planet." Edzilla looked confused "Ra~~a!" Gohan gripped his fists! Lightning surrounded him! "Well you forgot one thing… I'm my fathers so~~n!" Gohan became a Super Saiyan Two! Gohan walked up to Edzilla, and kicked him away! "I won't let you win!"
Edzilla got up, and summoned a huge black beam in its mouth! "Evil Tim!" it yelled "Ready dad?" Gohan asked. Goku appeared beside him "Let's do it son." Gohan cupped his hands "Ka… me… ha… me… Ha~~a!" Gohan unleashed a giant kamehameha at Edzilla, just as Edzilla shot a giant black beam, with Sheldon Jr. at the front! The beams hit! "I won't let you win!" Gohan shot more power into his beam "Ra~a!" Edzilla shot more power into his beam! Edzilla's beam was getting stronger; it was overpowering Gohan's beam "Gohan! Unleash everything you have!" Gohan put more power into his beam, but it still wasn't enough! "Ra~~a!" Edzilla shot even more power into his beam "Gohan! Use everything you have! No~~~w!" Gohan unleashed everything! "Waa~~~~a!" Gohan shot at Edzilla, and destroyed Sheldon! And Edzilla!
The screen said 'Victor: Gohan!' Ed lifted his controlled in happiness "Yay! Gohan kicks Ed's butt any day!" Eddy slammed his controller into the couch "Lucky shot."