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By the way…Ryuu-sama…Ryuu-sama is a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And my name is not Jeffrey!!! But you can mail me on jwptmurray@optusnet.com.au

That is all.

The Truth About Squeaky Noises.

Squeak. Squeak.

Creak.

Smash.

Crumble.

"YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!"

Riiinggg.

'No! How could it? I was having the most beautiful dream! And, and…EWWWW!!!'

The door burst open.

"Syaoran, Syaoran! Are you oka…WHAT THE?!"

"I'm sorry. I began with my fantasies. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Syaoran Li. Martial arts trainee, ten times winner of most droolworthy guy at Seijou High, ex-Cardcaptor, and that pretty much sums me up. Not counting all the other wonderful things I have said or done in my life. And that monstrosity over there…that…thing…is my cuzzie, Meiling Li. I honestly think that she was adopted out of pity at birth. What a pity.

"Now back to the present of earwrenching yaddering (new word! Isn't it cool?) From the-monster-who-wont-leave-me-alone.

"Syaoran…w-when did y-you start…erm…th-thinking about-about Sa-sakura l-like that?"

'That got me out of bed. In which I am sure is related to the swamp down the park…'

"WHAT!!!???"

That got me thinking. And drooling. And bleeding. Courtesy of the nose.

What eventful morning."

"Oh shit! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, and I'm late! Oh, and did I mention I'm late? Alllll because of Meiling's oversized, futuristic, mind-in-the-gutter, rising to a conclusion, gasbag of a mouth. She HAD to tell Wei, and Wei HAD to give me a lesson on his point of view of sex education…and you wonder why I fantasize about Sakura. Heck, I'm seventeen already! I don't need that crap! I've already got my own suggestions.

*Flashback*

Somebody knocked on the door.

"Who is it?"

"Me, Wei."

"Come in then."

Wei came and sat on my bed. Hell, he looks serious.

"Now Master Xiao-lang, I know you've probably heard it a thousand times, but I want you to realise that when you hit puberty you may start having strange dreams –"

'Oh god. THE talk. Why now?'

"Wei," I said. "Can we go over this later? I'm late for school."

He only blinked.

"Fine."

*End flashback*

"Hmmm…his point of view isn't very long is it? Bah…who wants to know what an 80 something year old retired martial arts trainer has to say about how to "DO" it…Wellllll, not right now anyway.

"Eh…who am I kidding? I didn't win any of that, all except the martial arts thing was made up to make me look cool. And the Sakura bit. Blush. Which didn't work, judging by the smirk on your face. The one that says 'liar liar pants on fire!'

"And Wei is the coolest guy EVER."

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