Pyromaniac of DOOM
BY NEKO-JINX (NJ)
NJ: Kennichiwa minna-san! I'm Neko-Jinx and this is my muse/shoulder demon Akito!
Akito: ...
NJ: Ok...the cute redhead, as you should know, is Kurama,
Kurama: waves
NJ: The Koorime over there are...
Hiei: Hn.
NJ: Hiei and Yukina!
Yukina: Hi! Koorime? Does that mean that Hiei-chan is a Koorime too? Glances at Hiei
NJ: Umm...No?
Hiei: Glare
NJ: On with the fic! Kito-chan, the disclaimer, please?
Akito: ...No...
NJ: You're no fun. You need sake!
Akito (DISCLAIMER): Nooo! Jinx owns no one but herself, Kitty, Nero, Fujiku, Marisa and me and doesn't claim to own Yu Yu Hakusho!
NJ: Good kitsune! Hides bottle of Sake behind her back
Koenma sat in his office stamping documents of importance when the overly large TV screen in front of him flickered into life.
"Koenma..." A voice crackled over the speakers. Koenma looked up,
"Fujiku," he smiled, "How is my detective?"
"Koenma, remove that...that thing before you speak with me!" The voice's host appeared on the screen as a middle-aged, balding man in heavy red and gold embossed robes with (too) many rings upon his fingers. Koenma blushed and removed the offending pacifier and Fujiku nodded in approval.
"She's the reason I'm calling...again."
"Not again! What has she done this time?!" Koenma groaned, sinking out of sight in his (very) comfy chair.
"Face me like a man!" Fujiku barked and Koenma grinned apologetically.
"Better... I can't take much more of her. She's already tried to burn down the asylum twenty-seven times and constantly harasses my staff, not to mention the escape attempts," Fujiku shuddered as he said this, "What in Ningenkai, the Makai and Rekai have you taught this girl?! She's a menace to my orderly society!" he raged, rising and towering over Koenma behind the screen. Koenma seemed unaffected by this display, however and snickered,
"That was why she became the best. I'm sorry but your breaking up, and I'll see what I can do about her. Speak to you soon!" Koenma said cheerily and disconnected the line. "Jackass" he mumbled, continuing his work.
"Alright, what is it Kuwabara?" Yusuke asked, impatiently tapping his foot against the floor.
"I dun no, Shizuru wanted everyone here. Sis?" Shizuru stepped into the room brandishing a videotape, "Koenma sent a tape and Botan was in a hurry. She said she had to 'prepare' for a guest's arrival."
"OK, so let's see what's on it then." Kurama said from by the door, obviously having just arrived and Hiei had already settled himself on the windowsill. Shizuru played the tape.
"Hello, Spirit Detectives!" A picture of Koenma appeared on the screen.
"Well somebody's dangerously cheerful..." Yusuke muttered under his breath. The recording continued,
"I don't particularly have a mission for you, but I have just received this..." Koenma picked an envelope from the desk, "it's an invitation to some sort of tournament from an old friend of mine. He thought you might be interested in a challenge? It's up to you if you want to join, but you'll all need to participate and I...need another fighter, if you do." He whispered the last part as though the video would blow up if he wasn't quiet enough.
"You may be interested to know who the fighter is though," he said, cheering up at once, "You'll meet them anyway, so don't worry. In fact, can you get down here on Saturday? Then you can pick them up with me...I, er, don't really want to go on my own... Farewell!" Koenma's face then disappeared from the screen.
"Well? What do you think?" Shizuru asked the immobilised Tantei, and she was answered with a collective-
"YEAH!"
Tsuzuku...
NJ: Sorry that was really short, especially by my standards but it will get longer! Onegai R&R! Also I can't seem to get the asterix to work and several other titbits on word, so any tips on that are welcome!
Kurama: And no flames...
Yusuke: ...unless you can give her a damn good reason. You...
Hiei: ...Will otherwise be ignored. Hn, baka, finish your own sentences.
Yukina: Are you really a Koorime, Hiei?
Hiei: N-no...
Yukina: Oh...
BY NEKO-JINX (NJ)
NJ: Kennichiwa minna-san! I'm Neko-Jinx and this is my muse/shoulder demon Akito!
Akito: ...
NJ: Ok...the cute redhead, as you should know, is Kurama,
Kurama: waves
NJ: The Koorime over there are...
Hiei: Hn.
NJ: Hiei and Yukina!
Yukina: Hi! Koorime? Does that mean that Hiei-chan is a Koorime too? Glances at Hiei
NJ: Umm...No?
Hiei: Glare
NJ: On with the fic! Kito-chan, the disclaimer, please?
Akito: ...No...
NJ: You're no fun. You need sake!
Akito (DISCLAIMER): Nooo! Jinx owns no one but herself, Kitty, Nero, Fujiku, Marisa and me and doesn't claim to own Yu Yu Hakusho!
NJ: Good kitsune! Hides bottle of Sake behind her back
Koenma sat in his office stamping documents of importance when the overly large TV screen in front of him flickered into life.
"Koenma..." A voice crackled over the speakers. Koenma looked up,
"Fujiku," he smiled, "How is my detective?"
"Koenma, remove that...that thing before you speak with me!" The voice's host appeared on the screen as a middle-aged, balding man in heavy red and gold embossed robes with (too) many rings upon his fingers. Koenma blushed and removed the offending pacifier and Fujiku nodded in approval.
"She's the reason I'm calling...again."
"Not again! What has she done this time?!" Koenma groaned, sinking out of sight in his (very) comfy chair.
"Face me like a man!" Fujiku barked and Koenma grinned apologetically.
"Better... I can't take much more of her. She's already tried to burn down the asylum twenty-seven times and constantly harasses my staff, not to mention the escape attempts," Fujiku shuddered as he said this, "What in Ningenkai, the Makai and Rekai have you taught this girl?! She's a menace to my orderly society!" he raged, rising and towering over Koenma behind the screen. Koenma seemed unaffected by this display, however and snickered,
"That was why she became the best. I'm sorry but your breaking up, and I'll see what I can do about her. Speak to you soon!" Koenma said cheerily and disconnected the line. "Jackass" he mumbled, continuing his work.
"Alright, what is it Kuwabara?" Yusuke asked, impatiently tapping his foot against the floor.
"I dun no, Shizuru wanted everyone here. Sis?" Shizuru stepped into the room brandishing a videotape, "Koenma sent a tape and Botan was in a hurry. She said she had to 'prepare' for a guest's arrival."
"OK, so let's see what's on it then." Kurama said from by the door, obviously having just arrived and Hiei had already settled himself on the windowsill. Shizuru played the tape.
"Hello, Spirit Detectives!" A picture of Koenma appeared on the screen.
"Well somebody's dangerously cheerful..." Yusuke muttered under his breath. The recording continued,
"I don't particularly have a mission for you, but I have just received this..." Koenma picked an envelope from the desk, "it's an invitation to some sort of tournament from an old friend of mine. He thought you might be interested in a challenge? It's up to you if you want to join, but you'll all need to participate and I...need another fighter, if you do." He whispered the last part as though the video would blow up if he wasn't quiet enough.
"You may be interested to know who the fighter is though," he said, cheering up at once, "You'll meet them anyway, so don't worry. In fact, can you get down here on Saturday? Then you can pick them up with me...I, er, don't really want to go on my own... Farewell!" Koenma's face then disappeared from the screen.
"Well? What do you think?" Shizuru asked the immobilised Tantei, and she was answered with a collective-
"YEAH!"
Tsuzuku...
NJ: Sorry that was really short, especially by my standards but it will get longer! Onegai R&R! Also I can't seem to get the asterix to work and several other titbits on word, so any tips on that are welcome!
Kurama: And no flames...
Yusuke: ...unless you can give her a damn good reason. You...
Hiei: ...Will otherwise be ignored. Hn, baka, finish your own sentences.
Yukina: Are you really a Koorime, Hiei?
Hiei: N-no...
Yukina: Oh...