Me: Hey guys! I know I'm in the middle of a few other stories (which you should definitely check out) ;)

But this story has been stuck in my head for awhile and I thought "What the fuck….LET'S WRITE THIS BITCH!

Leaving me where I am now; I do NOT own either Naruto or Naruto Shippūden if I did then I wouldn't be writing on a fan fiction site now would I?

About My Characters

Katsue-Blessed with victory

Appearance: Pale skin (Would put even a vampire to shame! Hee-Hee!), Skinny but also a little muscular, and large breasted (Just for anyone who's wondering)

Hair: Shoulder length, Dark brown, various shades of blue highlights

Eyes: Ocean Blue (Later on in story turns red when mad) and long dark eyelashes

Mouth: Pearly white teeth that are REALLY sharp (They look like wolf teeth) and wears red lipstick

Nails: Pointed and black (Looks like dog claws)

Clothes: Blood red corset, black skinny jeans, and black knee high no heel boots with blood red laces

Hansuke-Helpful Friend

Appearance: Tan skin, and really skinny, but eats a lot

Hair: Dirty blonde hair that constantly falls in his eyes

Eyes: Dark-Dark Green and bleach blonde eyelashes that you don't even realize he has any

Mouth: Pearly white teeth with a very slight almost unnoticeable gap between his two upper front teeth

Clothes: Jeans with holes all over them, black long sleeve shirt, camo no sleeve vest, and hiking boots

Amane-Sound of the heavens

Appearance: Slightly tan skin, skinny but eats a lot (Ha! Her older brother and her should be twins!), and about C-cup (In case you're wondering)

Hair: Waist length, wavy, and blonde

Eyes: Forest green with long dark eyelashes

Mouth: Pearly white and straight teeth and chews on her lips when she's nervous

Nails: French Manicure

Clothes: Sleeveless, white, knee length dress, short black shorts, and green converse

Only from Katsue's P.O.V.

I laughed as Hansuke drew a blank at what I was talking about "You come with us to a Naruto cosplay convention and you don't even know the Akatsuki members!" I placed a hand over my heart and drew in a mock gasp. Amane just giggled as she watched her brother and I begin to argue about the Akatsuki members earning a glare from both Hansuke and I in unison which only caused her to laugh harder. "What the fuck are you laughing at bi" I was interrupted by the sound of squealing tires and the car flying off the road. I groggily opened my eyes and was met with trees and stars; panicking I jumped up looking for my best friend and her older brother. I found them not far from myself still unconscious. Relieved I began to take in my surroundings I looked in front of, behind, left, and right of me as far as my eyes could see in the dark to clarify that we were indeed in the middle of nowhere.

"HOW THE HELL DID WE END UP HERE?" I screamed and jumped when I heard someone moan, I ran to Amane which is where the sound came from to find her still unconscious. "Lucky bitch" I muttered darkly before hearing soft whispering coming from behind me. I couldn't hear it or something like that, no, I felt it. Someone was walking towards me, I continued muttering to myself about how she gets to sleep while I'm left here all alone wondering where the hell we are and she just gets to snore all of the worries in the world away. Just as the steps stopped right behind me I jumped up, turned around, and punched the person in the face. I watched as he lifted up a… "OH, MY JASHIN YOU'RE HANDS ARE FUCKING BLUE!" I yelled. He dropped his hand after rubbing his sore cheek and glared at me.

I blanched, 'Kisame is real' I stupidly stated to myself as if there was someone inside my head that didn't know that yet. Lifting a shaking finger I pointed at him and at first stuttering before yelling at the top of my lungs "YOU'RE KISAME!" He flinched at how loud I was before movement caught the corner of my right eye turning to look I saw Hansuke slowly moving to a sitting position. He looked at me before following my lifted arm, past my pointing finger to look at a blue fish-looking man…..and passed out. "Great help you are you good for nothing…" I continued mumbling to myself when I realized someone was behind me I turned around to look right at Sharingan activated eyes before everything went black.

Ooookaaay, let's try this again!

I groggily opened my eyes to find myself looking at a ceiling. 'Well at least something changed' I thought as I sat up. I looked around the room realizing I had been unconscious in a dark, cold, and scary dungeon like place. I looked to my right and saw Hansuke chained to the wall, slumped with the bottom half of his body on the floor with his top half against the wall and his head down with his chin against his chest. I looked to my left to see Amane carefully placed on the floor also unconscious just as I had been a few minutes prior. I scrambled to my feet and walked over to Hansuke to test the chains "Damn, these things are fucking solid" I gasped as I tried yet again to pull the chains out of the wall.

"I give up" I cried exasperated as I slumped to the ground next to the unconscious Hansuke. I was beginning to doze off when I heard a door opening and two people walking in. I kept my eyes closed as I felt someone's hand coming closer and closer to me when I hear someone say in an eerily calm and emotionless voice "Kisame, I'll take her get the other two." I heard Kisame grumbling as he questioned the voice only to receive a blunt answer "You'll end up killing her." I couldn't help feeling relieved as he walked away only to feel him pick up Hansuke and then walk across the room to Amane.

I continued to feign sleep as I was picked up bridal style and carried out of the room, I could hear Kisame in front of us still going on about how he wanted to carry the 'weird' girl. I felt the atmosphere change and I felt that there were more people in the room we had entered. I was carefully leant up against the wall and I smiled when I felt Hansuke and Amane placed next to me. I could hear people whispering as I slowly opened my eyes, my curiosity getting the better of me. The second my eyes were open all mouths were still and heads faced in my direction. I let out a squeak before pulling my knees up to my chest, folding my hands together and began muttering "Jashin, please save me. Jashin, please save me. Jashin, please save me" over and over and over.

I then saw feet enter my vision of the floor and looked up taking in the person in front of me, I couldn't see their face because of the lighting but I got a good look when he bent down to my level and looked me right in the eye. My bright orbs of blue widened a considerable amount and my mouth fell open before I screamed for the millionth time today "OH FUCK, YOU'RE PEIN!" Surprise was written all over his face as he looked at me and I turned looking at everyone else in the room to see surprise written all over their faces as well. Pein took my chin in between his thumb and pointer finger forcing me to look back at him "Name everyone in this room" he ordered. I nodded my head and began naming every Akatsuki member in the room. As I finished someone twitched beside me, despite Pein's grip I turned my face to look at an awakening Hansuke.

His eyes opened and they immediately shut before opening again, but this time slowly to avoid the light hurting his eyes. He turned in my direction and stared at me for a few minutes before a look of realization hit him and he whispered in a scratchy, unused voice "Katsue?" I stared at him before yelling "FUCK YEAH, BITCH!" and when I heard someone laughing I turned to look at the people standing behind Pein. When I had finally stretched my body to see over Pein's shoulder I saw it was Hidan "Haa-haaa-hhaaaaa! Blessed with victory? That is such a funny name for a girl like you! Haa-haaa-hhaaaaa! I mean ha you're not very victorious are you?" He then gave me a toothy grin and winked at me; I began to gag and Pein immediately released me. I got to my knees and crawled to the far corner of the room where I was greeted with the lunch I had consumed earlier that day.

When I was finished I pulled out a portable tooth brush from my back pocket and when I was done I turned to Hidan with a smile of my own on my face and I said in as loud of a voice I could muster at the moment and said "I feel sorry for all the other girls in the world who had to look at your face." This seemed to anger him and he charged at me swinging his odd three pronged stick wildly in my direction. "Now, time to show you just how victorious I am!"