A/N: This is just a silly idea I came up with a couple hours ago... Why not poke fun at every Harry Potter relationship possible? Ron/Hermione? Harry/Draco? So totally there. Filch/Pince? Sure, if that's your kink. Don't get offended if I make fun of your ship. It's all in good fun... hence the Humor category. Besides, they're fictional characters. I decided to kick things off with a little H/Hr... A ship that I just can't understand...
DISCLAIMER: OMG! Harry Potter! Not mine!
A Disturbing Harmony
Harry and Hermione had just finished a session of wild and randy shagging.
Hermione laid her bushy head on her lover's muscular chest and looked up into his stunning green eyes. "Hey, Harry?"
"Yeah, babycakes?"
"Was it me, or did our love-making seem like a rather explicit game of 'Let's Play Doctor!'...played by a pair of horny, pubescent siblings?"
Harry thought about this for a moment. "Well... yeah." he shrugged. "I've never had a sister before, but you're the closest thing I've got to one."
"And this doesn't bother you at all?"
"Nah. Except for the fact that our kids will have really messed up hair... We're totally made for each other." He ran a hand down 'mione's arm. "Our midnight ride on Buckbeak three years ago totally proves it."
Hermione snuggled into him. "Yeah, you're right, Harry... our love is, like, totally destined."
And they fiercely embraced on another, both oblivious to the sound of Ron Weasley throwing himself off the Astronomy Tower in a fit of jealous misery.
FIN
A/N: Review..review...You can suggest 'ships to tackle in new chapters if you want.But I think I'll do Harry/Draco next. Hmm...
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