Disclaimer: Yup, neither American Pie nor Gundam Wing belongs to me. I happen to like both immensely though. Anyway, I parodied a parody. I used Weird Al Yankovic's "The Saga Begins" for my parody, instead of using the original version like I normally do. Oh I must mention I had a little help from a friend… he came up with the chorus. And oh yeah: this took like two hours on a Friday…my muse was with me… either that or Mike playing "Rhythm Emotion" on his saxophone got to me… Thankies! Ja!
American Pie: Gundam Wing Version
This parody of a parody is by Amalia R. James and Mini-Mike
The future, far from now
In a colony in outer space
Earth was starting an attack
Those scientists thought they could win
If they could send those Gundams in
And cut the colonies a little slack
Their response, it didn't thrill 'em
Mobile suits then tried to kill 'em
Then OZ staged a large coup
The Federation was through
They took their Gundams to the scene
They learned that Sanq had a new queen
Heero met up with Zechs Merquise
And then, he found those guys
My, my these here Gundam guys
Take a beating, keep on living
Yeah they always survive
They left their colonies without a goodbye
Saying soon we'll stop this war so don't cry
Soon we'll stop this war so don't cry
Did you know these Gundam guys
Aren't even old enough to drive
But they do it anyway
Aa do you see them telling off the queen
She acts 2 but is 15
Yeah she'll probably be overthrown someday
Well I know Quatre build Wing Zero
And I've seen how fast Tallgeese can go
And Sandrock's gone it's true
And they lost a Maguanauc or two
Heero's a mid-pubescent dying ace
And the minute Duo headed out to space
I knew who would win this race
Oh yes, it was those guys
My, my these here Gundam guys
Take a beating, keep on living
Yeah they always survive
They left their colonies without a goodbye
Saying soon we'll stop this war so don't cry
Soon we'll stop this war so don't cry
Well they finally got to outer space
The scientists we knew would make
Modifications in zero g
They were captured there and were told the tale
But the air was cut off and became stale
And they might have died if not for the
They all were freed by Lady Une
Who then was shot which can't be fun
And did that Trowa live?
'Cause his suit Vayeate was hit
Because Quatre went insane, the dear
And Heero said now listen here
Just shove it up your wealthy rear
I still will kill you boy
My, my these here Gundam guys
Take a beating, keep on living
Yeah they always survive
They left their colonies without a goodbye
Saying soon we'll stop this war so don't cry
Soon we'll stop this war so don't cry
They caught a ride back down to Earth
'Cause Trowa lived for all it's worth
But they left Duo and Wufei
They all fought in an epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
The pilots destroyed Libra
And saved the day
In the end the scientists died
Some suits blew up and the pilots fried
The Zero System's croakin'
The mobile dolls were broken
And the Gundam I admire most
Met up with Trowa and now it's toast
Trieze fought Wufei now he's a ghost
And how, they praised these guys
My, my these here Gundam guys
Take a beating, keep on living
Yeah they always survive
They left their colonies without a goodbye
Saying soon we'll stop this war so don't cry
Soon we'll stop this war so don't cry