This is a short story I wrote in like a half hour. 'Tis a funny parody.
Everyone Else Is Insane
'Twas a wonderful day in the forest! Elrond was happily skipping through, his voluptuous hair flying behind him. He was quietly whistling a merry elf tune, minding his own business, when suddenly he stopped.
"O.M.G! What is that?"
He looked on at a giant Burger King building with a parking lot and cars outside of it. Inside there were kids and adults stuffing their faces with burgers, toys, and pickles.
Merry and Pippin walked out of the fast food restaurant. They were both laughing jubilantly with food flying out of their mouths. Pippin was playing with a small toy airplane, which he let go and watched fly.
The airplane zoomed towards Elrond and hit him smack in the forehead! He dramatically flew backwards, slammed into a tree, and slid to the forest floor—just like they do in the movies.
"Owwww! That hurt!" She—I mean he screamed.
"Giddy up horsie! Giddy up!" Legolas came riding in on a little miniature pony, brandishing his sword high in the air. "I shall save you, Elrond!" The pony ran right over Elrond, stepping on his stomach once or twice.
"Owwww!" Elrond screamed in pain and began to cry like a baby.
Sam walked in, his hands held out in front of him. He had a blindfold on—Why? I don't know. He felt around on the ground until he reached Elrond.
"Ohh, Mr. Frodo, I found you, I heard you crying like a baby. Are you alright?" Sam asked.
"I am not Mr. Frodo!" Elrond screamed during a pause in his sobs. "I'm Elrondia!"
"Elrondia? Don't you mean Elrond?" Sam asked.
"No! Elrondia! I'm a girl now, okay? Why can't you just accept me for who I really am!" Elrondia continued to sob.
Sam stood up and backed away. "Ohhhhkay then, I'm going to go find Mr. Frodo, Gandalf told me not to lose him, so I better get him back before he finds out." He turned on his heel and ran right into a tree (You know, because he has the blindfold on). He blinked once, twice, and then fell onto the ground, passing into unconsciousness.
Gandalf walked in carrying Frodo by the back of his shirt.
Frodo was laughing obnoxiously and screaming incoherently. He kicked Gandalf hard in the shin, still laughing loopily.
Gandalf cursed and dropped the little hobbit.
Frodo hopped up and ran to the nearest tree. He locked it in a hug, and then fell asleep.
Aragorn walked in. He looked at Sam wearing a blindfold, passed out on the ground, Elrond (Elrondia) bawling his eyes out, Frodo asleep, hugging a tree, Legolas riding a miniature pony and screaming like a crazy person, Merry and Pippin laughing and playing with toys, and Gandalf holding his leg while jumping around and screaming curses.
"I'm thinking I'm the only sane one here," Aragorn said. He turned and walked away.
The End
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