Random Fact of the Chapter:

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day of self-destruction.

*Real Facts*

*Catchy music plays*

Obi-Wan: Good evening. Your watching the GWAAO Channel!

Anakin: I told him not to use that name...

Ahsoka: I thought that was me.

Obi-Wan: Shut up to the people who are sitting to my left!

Ahsoka: Were on your right.

Obi-Wan: Um, was I talking to you?

Anakin: Seemed like it.

Obi-Wan: Well I wasn't. That's right. I was talking to you Harold! Watch where you aim that camera!

*Harold appears on the screen*

Obi-Wan: Anyway, I'm your host Obi-Wan Kenobi-

Anakin: And I'm host number2, always considered the hottest.

Ahsoka: And I'm host number 3, the one who gets the tresure chest.

Anakin: I thought it was hairy chest.

Obi-Wan: It's polka dot dress, get it right!

*Harold appears on the screen*

Obi-Wan: Wendy! You can look at Harold off set. This channel is about me!

Anakin: We bought it together though.

Obi-Wan: Anakin! We can talk about your feelings another time.

Anakin: But I, wha- I, nevermind.

Obi-Wan: Thank you for understanding. Ahsoka! What are doing?

Ahsoka: Painting my nails.

Obi-Wan: Leave at once please!

Ahsoka: Why?

Obi-Wan: Why? Why! You're painting them purple! Purple is my least favorite color!

Ahsoka: This is pink.

Obi-Wan: Well, well, purple is in the pink family right?

Anakin: No it isn't man.

Obi-Wan: Are you in this discussion?

Anakin: No but I want to be.

*Obi-Wan stares at Anakin*

Obi-Wan: You're a disgrace to the human race.

Anakin: Not as disgraceful as your face.

Obi-Wan: Whoa, that was so uncalled for.

Ahsoka: Your face is uncalled for.

Obi-Wan: MY FACE IS GORGEOUS.

Anakin: Hey so is mine!

*Obi-Wan's face turns blood red*

Obi-Wan: So this is how you treat your elders?

Anakin: Your Grandma is an elder.

Obi-Wan: Yeah she is! Proud of it too! Meemaw ain't no fool.

Anakin: That was so white.

Obi-Wan: Your face is white!

*Harold appears on the screen*

Obi-Wan: OH MY-

*Off Set* Padme: We are very sorry. The GWAAO Channel is having technical difficulties. Tune in next week for more...action.

*Rainbow bars appear on screen*