Spankyman
Beany and Erutan Xiku
Disclaimer: Gambit is the property of Marvel and the original Spider-Man theme tune this song is based off isn't mine either.
Spankyman, Spankyman
Can't do anything a spider can
Spanks whatever he thinks he can
Cats, dogs even garbage cans
Look out!
Here comes the Spankyman!
Is he suave?
Listen bud,
He's got ragin' Cajun blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
No but he'll swing right into your bed
Hey there,
There goes the Spankyman.
In the chill of the night,
With a girl in his sights,
Like a streak of a light,
He spanks and takes flight.
Spankyman, Spankyman,
Raunchy neighbourhood Spankyman.
Charm and cash;
He's adored,
Getting laid is his reward.
To him, life is just one big wank,
That's why he likes to spank,
So they call him the Spankyman!