I Don't Own Hetalia Axis Powers!

If I did the storyline would be alot longe.

Story- After getting drunk because of losing another battle to Axis, England transforms them in to something that will allow the Allies to defeat them. Too bad they are too cute to harm now.

Setting-WW2

Pairings-Axis x Almost everyone (Allied)

Italics-thoughts

Chapter One- Cuteness

The Axis Powers were resting at their camp after a long battle. Earlier that day the Italy brothers were attacked by England and France. Germany quickly backed them up but France and England still couldn't be stopped until Japan showed up to help his allies. Romano abandoned his brother soon after their allies showed up and France abandoned England when Germany started to hit him. In the end the Axis Powers won and now are very tired.

"Ve Germany?", Italy called out to his blond friend, who was sleep next to him.

"Was?", the sleepy German replies.

"Why does Japan sleep all the way over there?", the red head asks, pointing to their Asian friend on the other side of the beach.

"Maybe he just likes being alone." Germany mutters into his pillow then bolts up scaring the Italian. Or doesn't like sleeping with annoying people like you.

"What is it-", Italy is shoved away from the German.

"Stop sleeping with me!", Germany shouts at his Italian ally. This cause the poor little Italy to cry, which grabs the attention of their Asian ally...even though he was all the way on the other side.

"Verdammt stop crying!", the blond yells, scaring Italy more.

"Taci! I'm trying to sleep!", the southern Italian yells from the other side of his brother.

"Was zum Teufel! both of you out of my bed! And STOP crying!", the German shouts at the Italy brothers.

"What seems to be the problem?", Japan asks his allies. Because of their little fight they had not noticed their Asian ally had appeared before them. Italy jumped after hears Japan's voice and Germany and Romano turned their attention to the Asian.

"It's nothing, go back to sleep Japan. Sorry for waking you.", the German apologized in a defeated voice.

"Ve Japan why don't you sleep with us?", the Italian exclaimed. Unfortunately the Asian didn't get that 'sleep with us' just means to sleep and gives his friend a horrified expression.

"No thank you Italia-kun.", Japan replies quickly and returns to the otherside of the beach.

"Will you 2 get away from me and go to sleep!", Germany shouts glaring at the Italians. Italy gets up, moving a good distance away from the German. Romano lazily got up and joined his bother. It was all quiet now. The only noise was of the waves from the ocean. Everyone began to drift off into their dream land until a loud boom jolts them all up.

"Was zum Teufel! What was that?", the German shouts, getting up from his sleeping mat. Italy and Romano jump up, hugging each other in terror. Japan Gets and runs over to his allied with his katana in hand.

"Are you all alright?", Japan asks his shocked allies.

"HAhahahaha", a loud british laugh turns the Axis attention toward the ocean. Hovering above the waving was a messy haird blond, with huge eyebrows in a white togoand wings carrying a star wand. The first thought that flows through the minds of the Axis allies is 'What the hell! Is that England?' "Hello Axis Powers! It is I, Britannia Angel!", the weird blond says in a british accent.

"Ve Germany isn't that England? What happened to him? Why doesn't he have any underwear on? He shot me for me being naked and yet he can not wear underwear?", Italy says, still holding on to his brother.

"Doitsu-san what...do we do?", Japan ask his German ally, keeping a stoic experrsion, even though on the inside he is a little freaked out. It was England in a dress, a very short dress, frying around with no underwear, the Axis Powers were all a little freaked out.

"Uh...", Germany had not a clue as otwhat to do. He never saw England like this before and hopefully never again. Germany grabs his gun and shouts, "Attack everyone!" Japan unsheathes his katana while Italy gets his white flag ready and Romano runs away again, hiding behind a tree. Before the Axis Powers could make a move Britannia Angel Flys toward and waves his wond around.

"Haha You can't defeat me Axis Powers! I have come here to stop your advance.", Britannia Angel points his wond at Germany, Italy and Japan. Romano watched from his tree as Britannia Angel a strange light at his friends. In a poof of smoke they were gone. Britannia Angel laughed as he flew away.

"Oh dio mio! Fratello! Japan! Potato-Bastard!", Romano cries out, running toward the spot where his friends were. As the Italian got closer he noticed there were 3 tiny figures where his allies were. Roman was too shocked to speak as he stared at...little children. There on the beach where Germany, Japan and Italy was his brother when he was much younger, a kid in all black and a black haired boy in a purple outfit, about the size of a certain ex british fort. "Fratello?", Romano asks shyly. Chibitalia stares up at him curiously. The other 2 turn their attention to him as well.

"Ve what happened? Where am I? ve ve.", the little Italian ask cutely.

"Italy!", the kid in all black calls out.

"Holy Roman Empire you're here too, do you know where we are?", Chibitalia asks.

"人は、人、私はどこですか?", the black haired boy said looking at them curiously. Romano had his mouth open, gapping at them. What happened? Are they Germany, Japan and my brother? Alots of question ran through the bigger Italian's head while the kids got to know one another.

Bing Translator Used

Most of you probably already know what these words mean, you don't it's ok.

German words- Verdammt (Damn it), Was (What), Was zum Teufel (What the hell)

Italian words- Taci(Shut up), Oh dio mio(Oh my god), Fratello(Brother)

Japanese words-人は、人、私はどこですか?(Who are you people, Where am I?)