American Pie: Digimon Version 2.0
By Amalia Ryoko James
Not so long ago
I can still remember when we went back to the Digiworld
And if I had a second chance
I'd make Togemon wear pants
And maybe we'd be happy for a while
But Chumon sadly, was deleted
And Pixymon soon was defeated
By the new clowns in town
Joe, for once, did not drown
And I know that before, Pata cried
When he thought that he just couldn't fly
Yet something touched me deep inside
When the Digidestined flied
They were singing
My, my, Tai's hair is so brown
He gets in the water and it doesn't go down
Gomamon's oblivious so Joe sometimes drowns
And Kari is the new kid in town
Kari is the new kid in town
Tai got the kids into a jam
'Cuz Scorpiomon really loved clams
But Joe and Mimi saved the day
Yet their luck didn't last so long
When MetalSeadramon came along
And the Digimon jumped back into the fray
Puppetmon cornered TK
TK was smart and he got away
He then found Patamon
And they ran out on the lawn
Eventually they found the camp
Matt ran away but soon came back
Metalgarurumon's out of whack
The day that TK cried
My, my how we all were surprised
When Yamato turned evil
And the Digi's were fried
By Metalgarurumon, and TK did cry
Saying Patamon I wish you could fly
Patamon I wish you could fly
When the Digiworld was all-alone
It resettled and evil Digi's roamed
It wasn't how it used to be
Matt and Sora as the King and Queen
Who on earth was that guy James Dean?
And Gennai's prophecy turned out to be
As those arrows came crashing down
Tai chickened out but Matt held his ground
The Digi's digivolved fast
And kicked some major @$$
When the battle was over and they thought it won
Kuwagamon came and ruined the fun
"Mon for all and all for mon"
The day they said goodbye
Bye, bye we love all of you guys
We have to save the world again
So try not to cry
I'd betcha their relatives're drinking whisky and rye
Singing my how those Digimon fly
My how those Digimon fly
Helter Skelter in a summer swelter
The Digidestined need a fallout shelter
Falling through air and falling fast
They got caught, suspended, and Puppetmon laughed
Izzy typed 'til his fingers couldn't last
When Agumon warp-digivolves he looks die-cast
Spiral Mountain's air was a sweet perfume
While they all sang Agumon's marching tune
The fishes got out to dance
But they never got the chance
Yamato tried to take the field
But the evil tree refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day Matt beat up Tai
Bye, bye to the spiky hair guys
Tai insulted Matt's hairdo
Matt said "Tai now you die"
Tai beat him up again
And Matt left, goodbye
Saying I need to be alone, TK bye
I need to be alone, TK bye
Now they aren't all in just one place
'Cuz Matt went off to get some space
And Mimi and Joe teamed up again
Get back together, do it quick
Agumon lit up a candlestick
He and Kari are Tai's only friends
As we watched that TV show
We know the Dark Masters had to go
But no angel as a Mon
Could make 'em all be gone
As they digivolved in the night
Tai and Matt got in a fight
Their siblings stopped 'em. Yay! All right!
The day Puppetmon died
Bye, bye he was made out of wood
Metalgarurumon fried him and
It was all good
The Digidestined partied with root beer and fish
Saying now we fulfill just one more wish
Now we fulfill just one more wish
Gatomon she sang the blues
She sliced up two fresh fish for food
Matt stopped playing anyway
That Wargreymon geared up for war
Due to Izzy's theory he is no more
Or at least that was what I
thought yesterday
Now in the street the humans scream
The Digi's try and old Gennai dreams
But not a word is spoken
A Digivice was broken
Well of the 'Mons I admire the most
Patamon's right up there with TOAST
No one headed for the coast
They day Wargreymon "died"
They all were singin'
Bye, bye to the mega Digi
He met his fate through the Mon of the sea
MetalSeadramon made a hash out of he
But soon the Digidestined revive
Soon the Digidestined revive
My, my, Tai's hair is so brown
He gets in the water and it doesn't go down
Gomamon's oblivious so Joe sometimes drowns
And Kari is the new kid in town
Kari is the new kid in town