Mission 1: A Hairy Eagle
"Is that an eagle tattoo on his chest?"
"Hell, no. If you look more closely, you'll find it is actually a vulture, not an eagle."
"What? Wait a minute...oh, I see..."
"Yeah, the 'feathers' you saw are not really feathers. In fact, they are chest hai-"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!"
"Don't panic. We have a perfect solution. And please remember not to interrupt me again."
"Sorry."
5 seconds and a magic spell later
"Ta DA!"
"Wow, that's brilliant!"
The fairy godfather and his apprentice smile happily at their handiwork and then disappear in a cloud of fairy dust. Now that the obstacle has been successfully removed, Client No. 579841123906 will have a fair chance to get over his ex-on-and-off-again-and-again-and-again-girlfriend and finally meet and win the heart of his true love.
6 hours and 18 minutes later
The Trenton police detective sometimes known as the Italian Stallion wakes up from a night of sweet slumber. He stretches, yawns, gets out of bed, walks into his bathroom and screams. He stares at his own reflection in the mirror in total terror.
He is now as hairless and smooth as a plucked turkey. And yes, from head to toe.