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Another Day At The SGC. . .
"Where is Teal'c?" Jack demanded as he stalked into the gateroom. "We have to go in two minutes."
"He should be here soon, sir," Sam replied.
"He's never been late before," Daniel said, sounding puzzled.
"Hello."
Jack, Sam and Daniel turned. Teal'c was standing at the door. That wasn't so unusual. What was unusual was the fact that he was wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses.
"Teal'c?" Daniel asked. "Are you okay?"
"I am fine, Dr Jackson," Teal'c replied. "Let's gate!" He ran toward the stargate and dived through yelling, "I'll be back!"
Sam and Daniel simply stared. Then they slowly turned toward Jack.
"What?" Jack asked.
"Teal'c may be an adult by his people's standards," Sam started.
"But he's a child when it comes to Earth culture," Daniel added.
"So just be careful what movies you take him to and what you teach him. He's too easily influenced," Sam finished.
"Does that mean no x-rated movies?" Jack asked.
"JACK!" Sam and Daniel yelled together.
THE END
Another Day At The SGC. . .
"Where is Teal'c?" Jack demanded as he stalked into the gateroom. "We have to go in two minutes."
"He should be here soon, sir," Sam replied.
"He's never been late before," Daniel said, sounding puzzled.
"Hello."
Jack, Sam and Daniel turned. Teal'c was standing at the door. That wasn't so unusual. What was unusual was the fact that he was wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses.
"Teal'c?" Daniel asked. "Are you okay?"
"I am fine, Dr Jackson," Teal'c replied. "Let's gate!" He ran toward the stargate and dived through yelling, "I'll be back!"
Sam and Daniel simply stared. Then they slowly turned toward Jack.
"What?" Jack asked.
"Teal'c may be an adult by his people's standards," Sam started.
"But he's a child when it comes to Earth culture," Daniel added.
"So just be careful what movies you take him to and what you teach him. He's too easily influenced," Sam finished.
"Does that mean no x-rated movies?" Jack asked.
"JACK!" Sam and Daniel yelled together.
THE END