There once was a farm way out in the country. Four people lived together...Jill, Scott the Donkey, Daniel and Mom.
This is their story.
Mom: Uh, Jill? Daniel? Can you guys come here for a second?
::Jill and Daniel run into the room:: Hmmm?
Mom: Scott had been up in the barn for over five years now. I'm sure a little sunshine wouldn't kill him.
Jill: Buuuuuut mo-om!
Mom: No butts (*cough* typo * cough *) about it.
Daniel: But I'm going skating with Fred and Bob!
Mom: You see Fred and Bob at school everyday.
Jill: And Kayla and Dawn and I were going to the mall!
Mom: That can wait.
Jill and Daniel together: We're not going to take Scott out for the day!
Mom: (In heavy accent) I will skin some booties!
Jill: ::gets nervous look:: Uh, Kayla and Dawn can wait…
Daniel: I do see Fred and Bob everyday at school…I guess we could take him outside.
Mom: Good kids.
Jill and Daniel walked to the barn.
Jill: Hey Scott!
Daniel: Well, Jill, we do have a scott named Donkey.
Jill: ::clears her throat:: That's a donkey named Scott.
Daniel: Oh.
Jill: Oh, Scott!
Daniel: He's a donkey, he can't respond!
Scott: Oh, yes I can.
Girls: He's Scott, he's a donkey, they're Jill and Daniel and they're humans. Together they're Scott, Jill and Daniel.
Announcer: Scott, Jill and Daniel was filmed before a live studio audience.
Scott: I'm sick and tired of being a donkey!
Jill: I know.
Daniel: That's because you're one too!
(Laughter)
Scott: No, no, no. You're missing my point. I wanna be a human, get married, get a house…I want to be a human.
Jill: Uh, Scott? You can't change what you are.
Scott: Oh, yes I can!
Daniel: (In skeptic voice) Uh-huh. And how, dear Scotty, do you propose that?
Scott: Step One: Don't call me Scotty.
(Laughter)
Scott: Step Two: I've already built the machine. Step Three: Change myself.
Jill: ::steps over and runs hand over the big machine:: You are sure this will work?
Scott: I am positive. ::walks over to the machine:: And now the moment we've been waiting for.
Jill: What moment? We just found out!
(Laughter)
Scott: ::clears throat:: I will countdown now. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four –
Jill: Daniel's real age.
(Laughter)
Scott: Three, two one –::push's button::
The machine jumps and bounces and makes a weird sound.
Jill: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (In bad Mario voice) She's-a gonna blow-a!
Scott: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Daniel: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The machine squeaks and smoke fills the room.
Scott steps from the smoke, now a handsome man.
Scott: (In deep voice) Well, well, well.
Jill: ::coughs:: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm a donkey!
Daniel: I am too!
Girls: He's Scott, he's a donkey, they're Jill and Daniel and they're humans. Together
They're Scott, Jill and Daniel!