Zombie Night!
Me: Welp it's time for the zombie night short!
Lucy: Why!?
Me: Because I need to keep readers busy!
Jibanyan: Nyow you don't! I Don't want to be Jibazombienyan!
Me: Don't worry! You won't be (Until chapter 34!)
Jibanyan: Yay, WAIT WHAT!?
Me: On with the short!
Somewhere in Magnolia a bell with an eyeball symbol was ringing ominously. A strange greenish fog was surrounding everything.
But that is really not that big a deal when you go to the graveyard. Wait, is that a hand HOLY SH*#T! it's a freaking zombie yokai thing!
Zombi
Attribute: Drain
Tribe: None
Recruit ability rate: 0%
Rank: D
Danger level: 2
Wait is that manjimutt!?
Jinmenzombiekin
Attribute: Fire
Tribe: None
Rank: C
Danger level: 3
All of these abominations were rising from the grave. And there was now one who could stop them, well that's not completely true. There was someone that could stop them, she's just asleep.
FANCY LINE BREAL!
We now sit in the oddly quiet apartment of Lucy Heartfilia, Wait WHAT! Why's it quiet in here!? "It was before it isn't now" Um lucy look outside "Why?" There are ZOMBIES OUT SIDE! "WHAT?!" Lucy checked and sure enough there were zombie. Granted they didn't look human in the slightest but still. Without missing a beat, Lucy …. RAN OUTSIDE!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? "I have to make sure everyone's okay!" Lucy you won't find them "No! I won't believe that!" LET ME FINISH! You won't find them because technically you're in the yokai world. "Um what?" I've talked to much this story! Here listen to this Yokai world tour guide!
Zombie night
Level: USA
Type: Shadow
Danger: Varies
Info: Zombie night is one of the areas of our world that's closer to Earthland. However, the strange energy from this place has warped and twisted lost souls into taking zombie-like forms! Some of them even look like living Earthland residents! Be REALLY careful here as it's easy to get in, but almost impossible to escape!
"Wow. That was convenient! But how do I get out of here?" Lucy was running outside for some reason being chased by a Jinmenzombieken WHO WAS CARRYING FLOWERS?! Maybe they aren't that different after all. "YA THINK!?" "Who are you talking to?" "The narrator wait a minute WHO ARE YOU!?" Lucy was speaking young woman with long wild hair that covered her eyes, she was wearing an old tattered lab coat and bandages for a shirt. Oddly enough though she was carrying what resembled a rubber hammer. "I am THE PROF.!" "Umm, what now?" "THE PROF.!" "Okay then, Professor." "NO! THE PROF.!" "Really?" "Yes" "Well then, can you help me get out of here?" Lucy asked. "NO!" "Thank –yo wait what?" "I could but I won't because I'm horny and well.." "Please get me out of here!" " Oh I'll get you somethin'"
Lucy was scared between the zombies, and the pervy professor, she had good reason to be scared out of her little mind! "HOW AM I GOONA GET OUT OF HERE!?" "Aye!" "NOT NOW HAPPY!" "Wait happy? Lucy turned around only to see,
Zombi Happy
Attribute: Wind
Tribe: None
Rank: E
Danger Level: If you're human 1. If you're a fish 5
"No!' That's just no.." Lucy was broken. There was no way to escape. She was to far from the bell, and cornered by pervs and zombies. "Wait what bell?!" You know, the bell that will help you escape? "Really?" Lucy then escaped and had lots of crazy sex!
Lucy looked at the fanfiction she just wrote, "Yup, perfect ending!"
"Is Shuten Doji inspiriting you again?" Happy asked blandly