First Fanfiction sorry if its sucks
Set during PPP I guess….
Disclaimer- Nodda is that a word?
Blaine Anderson- has changed his current high school to WMHS
(Kurt Hummel and 9 others like this)
Wes Montgomery-OHHHH NOESSSSSSSSSSS THIS IS TERRIBLE! :O :O :O :O :O :( :( :'(
(Nick Duval and 16 others like this)
Blaine Anderson- Ill miss you guys but be happy for me at least please :)
David Thompson-Well our to best singers are gone now! Now all we have is nick and jeff
Jeff Sterling-:O DAVEYYYYYY Y U SOOOO MEAN!
Nick Duval- :O DAVVVERSSSSS Y U NO BE NICE?
David Thompson-PLEASE don't do this again!
Kurt Hummel- Face palm
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Puck Puckerman- I'm bringing sexy back. YEAH.
Them other boys just don't know how to act
I think its special whats behind your back
So turn around and ill pick up the slack
Take em' to the bridge
Rachel Berry-Dirty Babe
you see these shackles baby im your slave
I let you whip me if I miss behave
Its just that no one makes me feel this way
take em' to the chorus
Kurt Hummel-DOES ANY ONE FIND THIS WERID AT ALL?
Nick Duval-*ignores kurt completely*
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Brittany Pierce- I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
Cause your burning up I gotta get it fast
Take em' to the bridge
Blaine Anderson- Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
Kurt Hummel –Really Blaine? Really?
Finn Hudson-Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Santana Lopez-I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys watch while I attack
If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact
Take em' to the chorus
Mercedes Jones-Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Kurt Hummel- You. Guys. Are. Unbelievable.
Blaine Anderson- You loooooovvvvveeeee us though right? Right? Ain't I right?
Kurt Hummel- yeah yeah.
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Artie Abrams- punctuation saves lives see. Lets go eat grandma vs. Lets go eat, grandma
it saves lives man
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Kurt Hummel- O.o
Mike Chang-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. To bad I don't have a grandma
Tina Cohen-Chang-sorry hun asain kiss?
Mike Chang-Asain kiss :)
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Blaine Anderson- Its my first day at Mckinley and I caught a purple piano on fire . fantastic.
Kurt Hummel-its okay you did good with your song anyway
Will Schuster- Yeah Blaine its fine it wasn't even your fault :)
Brittany Pierce-WERE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!
Santana Lopez-No britt….no
Blaine Anderson- Thanks Mr. Schu! :)
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Nick Duval- I GOT ONE PICKLE I GOT ONE PICKLE I GOT ONE PICKLE HEY HEY HEY!
Jeff sterling-I GOT TWO PICKLES I GOT TWO PICKLES I GOT TWO PICKLES HEY HEY HEY
Wes Montgomery-I GOT THREE PICKLES I GOT THREE PICKLES I GOT THREEE PICKLES HEY HEY HEY
David Thompson- I GOT FIVE PICKLES I GOT FIVE PICKLES I GOT FIVE PICKLES HEY HEY HEY
Kurt Hummel-SHUT UP OR I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP AND THEN I WILL BURN YOUR BODY THEN I WILL MAKE CLONES OF YOU WITH THOSE ASHES THEN KILL THEM TOO!
Nick Duval-O.o
Jeff sterling-O.O
Wes Montgomery-o.o
David Thompson-0.0
Blaine Anderson-O.o im so turned on right now ;)
Kurt Hummel-;)
Kurt Hummel to Blaine Anderson-I love you
Blaine Anderoson-No I love you
Kurt Hummel-I Love you more
Blaine Anderson-no I love you more
Kurt Hummel-No I love you infinity times chuck Norris ( I win) 3
Blaine Anderson- well I love you infinity time Chuck Norris plus one ( I win ) ;)
Mercedes jones –STOPP IT IM GETTING CAVITIES
Rachel Berry-SWEET CHEESUS IT SOOO CUTE :)
Jeff Sterling- im… Dieing…to…many…..klainebows….
Nick Duval-HOLY CRAP GUYS STOPP YOUR KILLING MY BOYFRIEND!
Kurt hummel-sorry :(
Blaine Anderson- Yeah Im sorry
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Blaine Anderson-What goes up and doesn't come down?
Puck Puckerman- Whatttt
Blaine Anderson-YOUR AGEE! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Puck Puckerman-*Facepalm*
Blaine Anderson-Knock Knock
Mike Chang-Whos their?
Blaine Anderson-boo!
Mike Chang- Boo Who?
Blaine Anderson- IM SORRYYY I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE WOO CRYY :)
Mike Chang- O.o
Blaine Anderson- what did the skeleton say to the other skeleton
Tina Cohen-Chang- What?
Blaine Anderson- I GOT A BONE TO PICCKKK WITH YOOOOHHH!
Tina Cohen-Chang-Arggggg blaine
Jeff Sterling-BLAINE MARC ANDERSON SHUUSH UP ABOUT THE STUPID JOKES!
Kurt Hummel- JEFF GARY STERLING YOU DO NOT YELL AT MY BOYFRIEND!
Jeff Sterling-Yes Ma'm
Kurt Hummel-*Bitch Glare*
Blaine Anderson- YAY Thanks BABBEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nick Duval-HOLY CHEESUS THE UNICORN IS COMING AHHHHHH JEFFFYYY HELPP MEEE
Jeff Sterling-NOOOOOOOOO NICKY NOOOOOOOOO ILL SAVE YOU MY WONNNDERRRFULLL BOYFRIEND AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wes Montgomery-ILLL USE MY GAVELLL ON THE UNICORN!
Brittany pierce- NOOOOOOOO DON'T KILL KURTIEEE I LOVVE HIM
Blaine Anderson-NOOO I LOVE HIMMMMMM HE'S MYYYYYYYYY BOYFRIEND I LOVEEE HIM
Brittany Pierce-NOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOOOOVEEEEEEE
Blaine Anderson-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIII LOOOOOVVEEEEEE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kurt Hummel-GUYYSSS YOU CAN BOTH LOVE ME EQUALLY
Brittany Pierce- meh….OK kurtie I love you :)
Kurt Hummel -love you to boo :)
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Blaine Anderson-WHO EVER TOOK ME HAIR GEL AND KATY PERRY CDS GIVE THEM BACK NOWWWWWW OR I WILL KILL EVERY MAN
Finn Hudson-*gasp*
Blaine Anderson-women
Rachel Berry-*gasp*
Blaine Anderson-and child
Puck Puckerman-*gasp*
Kurt Hummel-you better run Wesley :)
Wes Montgomery-WHAT THE HELL HUMMEL! THANKS A LOT!
Blaine Anderson- Say good bye to your gavel
Wes Montgomery-NOOOOO NEVVAA
Blaine Anderson- too Late ;) :P
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Blaine Anderson-YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM LIVING A TEENAGE DREAM THE WAY YOU TURN ME
Nick Duval-…
Finn Hudson-…
Puck Puckerman-…
Will Schuster-…
Wes Montgomery-…
David Thompson-…
Brittany Pierce-…
Kurt Hummel-…
(AN Annnyyyywhooo you get it everyone said …)
Blaine Anderson-Tough Crowd
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Wes Montgomery-is going to beat Hummel's ass
Santana Lopez-Ill go lima heights on yo ass!
Kurt Hummel- thanks satan ;)
Santana Lopez-No problamo lady lips
Wes Montgomery- I LOVE KURT ELIZABETH HUMMEL WITH ALL MY LIFE AND I WOULD NEEVVVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT HIM HE IS SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT AND HE IS SO FINE AND I WILL MAKE HIM MINE (hey that rhymes) AND I WOULD KILL ANYBODY *cough blaine cough* IF THEY COME BETWEEN KURT AND I LURV HIMM AND I WOULD KILL HENRIETTA FOR KURT MWA MWA MWA MWA I LOVE YOU KURTY
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Kurt Hummel- Santana did you hack him?
Santana Lopez- Ermmm…no?
Kurt Hummel-*facepalm* sorry wes
Kurt Hummel-Wes?
Kurt Hummel-Wesley?
Kurt Hummel- Wesley? Wes wes
David Thompson-Dude I think you killed my him, hes in a corner hitting his head with his gavel
Santana Lopez-Whoops *theres some sarcasm in there somewhere*
Kurt Hummel-Wait 1. Who the hell is Henrietta ? 2. I thought blaine killed his gavel
David Thompson-Henrietta is his gavel and blaine gave it back after wes started having spasms on the floor….
Kurt Hummel- Wonderful…..
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Okie dokie that's it for now and I might update if you review and whatnot :) BYE LOTS OF LOVE