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Wonderful, Beautiful Babies
"Weasley."
"Malfoy."
"I've been thinking.."
"That's a shocker."
"I think we should get married."
"What?"
"Let's get married."
"No."
"What? Why?"
"Because.. no."
"Don't walk away from me!"
"Leave me alone!"
"Come on, Weasley!"
"No."
"But-"
"You want to hear it in Spanish? Noh."
"You don't even know why I think we should get married!"
"Fine."
"Is that a yes? Merlin! I have to owl my mum and-"
"No!"
"No? But you said fine."
"Fine, as in 'Why should we get married, Malfoy?'"
"Oh. Next time be clear about that, Weasley. You had my hopes up for nothing."
"Malfoy."
"Okay, okay. First of all, we'd make beautiful babies."
"We would?"
"Duh, Weasley. You're beautiful and I'm-"
"You think I'm beautiful?"
"Ofcourse. Anyway-"
"Huh."
"Second, we'd make intelligent babies."
"Is this just about the babies?"
"Well, no. But you can't deny that we'd make perfect babies, Weasley."
"Just get on with it, Malfoy."
"Third, the sex would be great!"
"How do you know that?"
"Not only am I brilliant in bed,"
"Ha."
"-but you're always angry, and angry sex is great sex."
"..."
"Aha. You're blushing. You're turned on, aren't you?"
"..."
"Weasley! Come back here!"
"..."
"Weasley! You should really stop walking away from me!"
"Oh, you weren't done?"
"I wasn't!"
"Is there anything else?"
"Well.."
"Spit it out, Malfoy."
"You see, when I was a young boy and every girl adored the pants off of me-"
"Arrogant arse."
"I promised myself that I'd marry the girl who could make my heart skip a beat just by looking at me."
"..."
"So, what do you think?"
"..."
"Weasley?"
"..."
"Rose!"
"..."
"Rose?"
"..."
"Um, Rose?"
"..."
"Are you even breathing? Breathe, Weasley, breathe!"
"Unghhhh."
"You're alive! Thank Merlin!"
"Fine."
"Huh?"
"I'll marry you."
"You will?"
"Do I have to repeat myself?"
"Can I kiss you now?"
"But only because we'd make wonderful, beautiful babies."
"Sure."
"You want to hear it in Spanish? Noh." /From Teen Wolf. You guys should watch it! It's awesome!
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