Mm. Well, I've seen people do this, and decided it's a good idea to do it too. Just a collection of my Shikatema drabbles and one-shots with a side-order of Wolvine's annoyingness.
I RESENT THAT.
If I owned Naruto, I wouldn't bother with all these disclaimers.
"Hmm." Shikamaru's nose twitched slightly, the only show of his annoyance. Why was she scrutinizing everything in the house so closely? It was unnerving. He realized it was the first time she'd ever been in the Nara household, but still…
"Temari. I just need to get that book from my room. And I don't trust you enough to leave you alone in my house."
"That was one time!"
"You still managed to bring the entire wall down. I had to pay the restaurant owner quite a hefty sum."
"Fuck you Nara." But she left the vase and followed him down the corridor.
Shikamaru's room was interesting. There were books lying in stacks all over the room, bits of paper everywhere. Pencils were hidden in every corner. His Shougi board lay tipped upside-down, the pieces scattered all over the floor. Yet he seemed to know exactly where everything was. He crouched next to a pile and began to pull out random tomes, reading the covers then putting them back.
Temari's eyes swept across the room, examining it, her gaze finally resting on a plush deer. Smelling an opportunity for embarrassment, she went and picked it up. "What's this then Nara?" Shikamaru turned to look at her, a faint blush creeping across his face as he saw when she was holding.
"Let go of Cloud you demon woman!" Realizing that he had just let the name slip, he groaned and covered his face.
"He's called Cloud? Why am I not surprised? But sure, I'll let go." She threw the deer at him, smirking. He caught it.
"Careful! My Grandpa gave it to me!" A sudden thought came to him. "You know, I didn't realize how much you must want me. Of all the things in my room, you went straight for the one on my bed."
"Eh?" She was too shocked to reply. She hadn't expected for this teasing of Shikamaru to turn into a teasing of Temari. She reddened slightly as the words sunk in. "I-I…"
"I sleep with Cloud almost every night you know? I bet you're jealous." (Ehe. Good Times. Ed.)Shikamaru was grinning now, watching his flustered friend. He was holding the plush like a cat. Temari's brain was filled with images of Shikamaru asleep, cuddling the deer. She was convinced it was evil rather than cute now.
It's true, she realized with a jolt. I'm jealous of a toy. But she couldn't let herself be beat, much less by him. She pulled the fan from her back, and Shikamaru suddenly remembered why Temari always seemed to win their arguments. He dropped Cloud, picked up the book he had separated and ran out of the house, a crazed Temari at his heels.
This is another Wolvy story C: Me and my friend went over to Wolv's house once looking for something (I forgot what now) and the description of Shika's room is similar to Wolvine's, except with some drawing stuck on the wall and a large bat. Wolvine does not have a deer called Cloud. They have a crocodile called Henry *Sniggering*. The conversation actually happened between my friend and Wolvine, replacing Cloud with Henry and Grandpa with Wolv's Papi. This is when I realized that
Wolv is a mental perv. I ALSO RESENT THAT. Even if it is true.
Wolv is witty. That I do not resent.
HOPEFULLY my friend wasn't actually jealous of Henry. THAT would be figgen awkward.
Agreed. Oh, and I didn't get chased out of my house. I just was beaten into a corner. Hurt like hell.