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Actual story.

(Time for another trollfic! This time it's Hidden Prophecies, by Tainted Purification—she also wrote Ruby Ghosts and something called like Day of the Orchids.)

(I think.)

ALLEGIANECES (Spelled completely write!)

SAPPHIRECLAN:

Leader: Vanillastar, a cream-colored tom with blue eyes (How manly)

Deputy: Sparklefur, a jet black she-cat with violet eyes (Violet eyes! Maybe Sparklefur is a demon.)

Medicine Cat: Startalon, a long-haired gray tom (There will be three, kin of your kin, with the power of the stars in their talons)

(apprentice: Tranquilpaw) (I hate the word "tranquil." It reminds me of tranquilizer darts)

Warriors:

Talonclaw, a dark tabby tom with gray eyes and long, sharp claws (Talons? Claws? Same thing)

Sunsetshine, a ginger tabby she-cat with blue eyes (I love watching the sunset shine.)

Mockingbirdheart, a stormy gray tom (I wonder what it's like having a name longer than a Louisa May Alcott novel?)

(apprentice: Moonpaw) (So basically, Monthpaw)

Cursedheart, a black and white she-cat with green eyes (Ah, what a simply ravishing name)

Thunderingbreeze, a broad-shouldered dark tabby tom (So manly)

Webstream, a gray tabby (I actually like this name)

(apprentice: Screepaw) (FIRST NORMAL APPRENTICE NAME! A scree is a rockpile)

Braveheart, a flame-colored tom with green eyes (that's a real cat, hon)

Gazingflight, a silver she-cat (MY EYES ARE FLYING AWAY)

Beetlescar, a long-furred gray tom (MOMMY I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH A LADYBUG AND LOST)

Shadowseeker, a black tom (If Shadowseeker sees his shadow…six more weeks of winter!)

Glasswater, a pure white she-cat with blue eyes (Glass isn't water.)

(apprentice: Lilypaw)

Apprentices:

Screepaw, a blue-gray tom with one black paw (Screes aren't blue.)

Moonpaw, a beautiful white she-cat with a black crescent moon on her forehead and glistening violet eyes (Guess we all know who the antagonist is!)

Tranquilpaw, a black and white she-cat (Tranquilizerdartpaw)

Lilypaw, an orange tom with blue eyes (Another manly name)

Queens:

Goldenmask, a beautiful golden she-cat with green eyes (Ooh, I like this name)

Mysteryheart, a black she-cat with blue eyes (Not so much this)

Elders:

Oddpelt, a calico tom-cat with one eye (How odd)

Polarsong, an old gray she-cat with gray eyes (Poles can't sing. OR CAN THEY? DUN DUN DUNNN)

RUBYCLAN:

Leader: Rainbowstar, a black tom with red paws (SO MANLY)

Deputy: Ambercrystal, an auburn she-cat with beautiful blue eyes (An auburn she-cat…)

(apprentice: Sorrowpaw) (What evil queen is sad that she had kits?)

Medicine Cat: Almondfeather, a brown tabby she-cat (Almond? Feather?)

Warriors:

Mallowbelly, a spotted tabby tom with blue eyes (Adorable name)

Toadbrook, black tom (See Mallowbelly)

(apprentice: Ghostpaw) (I don't think cats know what ghosts are)

Dewflight, a white she-cat with ginger flecks (Eww. Flying doo?)

Eagletooth, a white tom with sharp teeth (BIRDS HAVE TEETH! TEETH HAVE BIRDS!)

Rockwatcher, a brown tabby tom with a white underbelly (LET'S ALL STARE AT A ROCK)

(apprentice: Fallenpaw) (Another evil queen)

Sneezenose, a tawny-colored she-cat (Great name…for a tom.)

Bubbledusk, a cute black-and-white tom (MANLY…this name is actually okay though)

Apprentices:

Ghostpaw, a ghastly-looking white she-cat (SO GHASTLY)

Fallenpaw, a gray tabby tom

Sorrowpaw, an orange tabby she-cat

Queens:

Reflectionsoul, a tabby she-cat with blue eyes (Her soul reflects her mate's eyes. They're perfect for each other!)

Elders:

Treefoot, a lively old tom with blue eyes (GRAMPA WHAT UGLY FEET YOU HAVE)

Lilacflower, a brown she-cat with lilac-colored eyes (Why isn't it a purple she-cat?)

Cornerstone, a gray and white tom (I'M STUCK IN A CORNER. HELP ME.)

EMERALDCLAN:

Leader: Dragonstar, a strong black tom with green eyes (Does he breath fire?)

Deputy: Icybreath, a prickly gray tom (Icybreath must eat tons of mints.)

Medicine Cat: Blazingfox, a long-haired red tom (AN INTERNET COMPANY)

Warriors:

Bleedinglove, a smoky gray tabby with red eyes. (Bleedingkit? Red eyes?)

Cleargaze, a white she-cat (Her eyes are glass)

(apprentice: Ivorypaw)

Icefrost, a gray flecked tom

Startwinkle, a black and white she-cat (Hi, Start Winkle)

(apprentice: Freezingpaw)

Mangledsoul, a white tom with black ears (What a charming name)

Mournfulphantom, a long-haired red tabby she-cat (See Mangledsoul)

(apprentice: Serpentpaw)

Crimsonrose, a stunning white cat with orange tabby patches (It doesn't say a gender. I pray it's not a tom!)

Shiverhoot, a gray and white tom (I love this name, I really do)

Apprentices:

Ivorypaw, an ivory colored she-cat with blue eyes

Serpentpaw, a ginger tom

Freezingpaw, a brown tabby she-cat

Queens:

Snowinfero (Hi, Snowinfero!), a gorgeous tortoiseshell she-cat (Why isn't she, like, gray or white?)

Elders:

Attackstrike, a one-eyed old calico tom (ANOTHER one-eyed calico tom?)

Tornadozephyr, a black and white tom (LONGGGG NAMEEEE)

DIAMONDCLAN:

Leader: Nebulastar, a calico tom with blue eyes (What a great name…No it's not. *melts*)

Deputy: Snowflake, a puffy white she-cat with green eyes (How…original)

Medicine Cat: Troubletail, a long-haired gray she-cat (YOUR TAIL'S IN TROUBLE)

(apprentice: Gaypaw) (AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH)

Warriors:

Hammerclaw, a dark brown tabby tom with amber eyes (TIGERSTAR?)

(apprentice: Onyxpaw) (Wapxyno is Onyxpaw backward. Just a bit of trivia)

Shiningpower, a small ginger tabby she-cat (HER POWER SHINES THROUGHOUT THE LAND)

Phoenixwhisker, a fire-colored tom with green eyes (PHOENIXES DON'T EXIST!)

Ruinedspirit, a silver she-cat (What a beauteous name)

(apprentice: Dancerpaw) (Balletdolphin, is that you?)

Terrorglare, a white and black tom (See Ruinedspirit.)

Witheringbones, a brown she-cat with blue eyes (Witheringkit? See Ruinedspirit and Terrorglare.)

(apprentice: Angelpaw) (HAHA, WITHERINGBONES' APPRENTICE IS ANGELPAW!)

Neonflash, a white she-cat (Neontetra)

Apprentices:

Dancerpaw, a brown spotted she-cat

Onyxpaw, a black tom

Angelpaw, a white she-cat with a black muzzle

Gaypaw, a dusky brown tom with green eyes

Queens:

Dazzlemoon, a spotted gray tabby she-cat (Look, it's a dazzle! No, it's a moon! NO, IT'S DAZZLEMOON!)

Sugarplumspirit, a brown tabby she-cat (Vision of Sugarplumspirit danced in their heads)

Berrysonnet, a dappled golden she-cat (Might as well be Berryplecostomus!)

Elders:

Windwalker, a brown-and-white tom (He's old but still runnin' like the wind!)

(WELL, THAT WAS ODD! Keep your eyes peeled for the prologue!)