I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

Sorry if this offends anyone, it is meant as purely entertainment and all views that appear in this fic are not of the author's actual beliefs & opinions.

Yuugi and several of his walked into a southern church. At this church former member of The DOOM Organization, Varon was the priest. Now Varon, being a southern Baptist was extremely serious about his work and people.

Yuugi sat down, along with Joey, Anzu, Honda & Mai. Several minutes assed and Amelda entered the church. Not long ago Amelda had admitted his feelings for Seto and was quite glad to have it off it his chest, even though because it concerned Kaiba quickly became public news the world over.

Varon cringed as he saw Amelda enter his holy establishment, "You'll burn in boy! You'll burn in hell!" he roared at him, disgusted he had one of "them" in his church.

Amelda, being highly offended at this left abruptly. All those in the pews seemed horrified at what Varon had just said. Yuugi, doing the right the thing as usual got up and challenged Varon to a duel (don't ask this is the right thing to do). Varon, not knowing what he'd be getting himself into accepted. Yuugi began the game by releasing the spirit of Atemu and summoning his Black Magician.

Varon let out a terrified shriek at the sight of the card. He looked up at the ceiling and prayed to god, "Why lord, why does the devil taunt me with his games?"

Atemu began to laugh, along with the others. While giggling he said, "This has nothing to do with the devil, and for the record it is more like Ra's game.

"Well, your pagan gods are just as despicable!" Varon shouted at Atemu and then realized Atemu now possessed Yuugi's body.

Although Varon was completely against Yuugi now after he realized Yuugi had been "possessed" he vowed to himself that he'd save the boy's soul. "I'll save your soul boy, we must get the devil out you!" he shouted as the tossed holy water onto Yuugi and began to recite prayers.

Atemu only stood puzzled and then walked out. His friends soon followed. As Mai left, upon seeing her revealing outfit Varon called Mai "Satan's Whore!" in the rage filled voice he'd had with Amelda. THE END.

AN: This seemed to be funnier in the concept stages. I won't update this fic.