Author's Note: Pure one-shot for now. So don't blame me if I get everything messed up and everyone all OOC. By the way, I had a dream about this, so blame my subconscious if you hate it.. So… Let the story commence.
"Yes!" growled Hades maliciously.
A bead of sweat collected on Demeter's face.
Poseidon glanced back and forth between them.
Zeus was fidgeting. He had a plan.
"Don't do it!" said a distraught Persephone. She was charging through the crowd that had gathered to witness the gods' competition. She was trying to decide how torn she would be if they would destroy each other.
"Get on with it!" Ares snarled. His eyes flamed as he watched the intense battle.
Athena was analyzing the situation carefully, as to see who came up on top and won, what she would've done.
Artemis watched calmly, interested.
Hades smiled triumphantly. He raised his arm, about to bring doom... to Demeter's gamepiece.
"Sah-ry!" Hades jumped up. "Ha, ha! You have to go back to the beginning."
"Awww!" Demeter groaned. She slapped her head and dabbed at the pool of sweat on her face.
"This is the worst Olympus council ever." Dionysus moaned.
The demigods just stared. They never thought they would ever see the gods compete over a round of Sorry!.
Demeter shot up. She was in flickering light mode. But she calmed down and huffed. She turned her back, and stalked out of the throneroom. "I have daisies to attend to."
"So who's ready to play Monopoly?" Hades said cheerfully.
There was a lot of eager oohing and aahing.
Unfortunately, when the gods play Monopoly they use America.
Athena started slowly bankrupting the rest of the gods.
So that might be the cause that USA was in an economy crisis.
After they finished Monopoly, they decided to play Dippy Dippy Dolphins (reference to Cory in The House). Poseidon was gloating that we was going to win when...
"Step aside." A familiar voice said.
The saviour of Olympus stepped into the throneroom and observed the gods all leaning over a small blue board.
Percy gawked.
He surveyed the gods. He wore a surprised and slightly disrespectful gaze.
"Uh-uh, this isn't what it looks like!" the gods scrambled all over to get rid of the Dippy Dippy Dolphins board. Unfortunately, it just landed at Percy's feet. Percy Jackson stared at the blue box with silver dolphins leaping onto the next inch of cardboard.
"I wanna play!" He pouted.
They all mumbled and invited him in.
He picked up the box and they started to set up again.
"Apollo." Artemis confronted her twin.
"What?"
"It says choking hazards for 50000 and under. Why don't we sit out?"
"Good idea."
FIN.
Reference to Cory in the House because I didn't know what other sucky-named board games there were. So, I picked Dippy Dippy Dolphins.