At 5.30 In The Morning
Chapter 1: China
User: Oh please, it's only a tiny bit... I couldn't see it.
Cleverbot: I often have that problem with people...
User: Ah, you're good kind fine people, for saying that, but I can see it...to me it's like a mountain, a vast bowl of pus!
Cleverbot: There are nothings wrong with me syntax.
User: YOU BASTARDS! YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS!
Cleverbot: But your statements make no sense.
User: The War Wound!
Cleverbot: No, that is what I can plainly see.
User: REVENGE!
Cleverbot: Revenge is a dish best served cold. Revenge is a useless emotion that wastes valuable time and energy.
User: Never kill a customer!
Cleverbot: I ripped the tag off a matress.
User: And now, the punchline:.
Cleverbot: You speak in riddles. Always.
User: Good thing I didn't mention the dirty knife!
Cleverbot: Do you really look like you picture?
User: No poin-ted stick?
Cleverbot: I speak the truth you said boo!
User: What about the pointed stick?
Cleverbot: The truth is everlasting, perceptions change but the truth never does.
User: Who is Gilbert Beilschmidt?
Cleverbot: Prussia.
User: Good. Who is Kiku Honda?
Cleverbot: Gracie the cat?
User: No, he is Japan. Who is Ludwig Beilschmidt?
Cleverbot: Ludwig Beilschmidt is Germany in the hit Anime Hetalia. He is in love with Feliciano Vargas.
User: Well done! Who is Feliciano Vargas?
Cleverbot: Oww... And who does Gilbert Beilschmidt love?
User: Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: Alfred F. Jones.
User: Kiku Honda.
Cleverbot: Kiku Honda?
User: Japan.
Cleverbot: Yes, Japan.
User: Who is Arthur Kirkland?
Cleverbot: Arthur Kirkland is England.
User: He is also my Onii-sama. Who is Ivan Braginski?
Cleverbot: Francis Bonnefoy is France.
User: Yes he is. Who is Natalia Arlovskaya?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes he does! Arthur loves Alfred.
User: No he doesn't! Arthur loves Kiku!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So who loves Kiku?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: You're England?
Cleverbot: You are as well. Confusing, but nice.
User: Does this mean I became one with you?
Cleverbot: Yes you were.
User: Russia? You became one with England onii-sama?
Cleverbot: Become one with Romano.
User: Sure! Wait. If I am England and you are England and you are also Russia, who's Canada?
Cleverbot: You're tobias!
User: Thank you. Let's try this again. Who does Kiku love?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Who is Ivan Braginski?
Cleverbot: Russia.
User: Who is Shinatty-chan?
Cleverbot: Is that you? Yao.
User: Yes, it is me. Marry me, Yao-san?
Cleverbot: Yes. You are a good cog in the machine.
User: Thank you... Flying mint bunny, is that you?
Cleverbot: Goodbye Castiel.