Hey everybody its Stooge Man! Just letting you know I'm redoing this fanfic so it could be easier for you to understand since I did a terrible job putting it in and not to mention fixing the spelling errors. Anyway I' am separating them into chapters this time so you can get the understanding on what's gonna happen. Enjoy!
The Three Stooges in Rio
Moe, Larry, and Curly get a job to go to the Amazon in Brazil to work with Linda, Tulio, and Fernando to take care of the blue spix macaws. There, the three meet Blu, Jewel, and the rest of their friends and family as they go on an adventure to find a lost treasure deep in the jungle. But when Big Boss along with the smugglers as they plan on getting the treasure, it's up to the stooges and the flock to stop their evil plans. Will three stooges and a flock save the day? Why Soitenly! The Amazon never got any nuttier than this! Full of laughs, slaps, pokes, and adventure.
The Three Stooges:
Moe Howard
Larry Fine
Curly Howard
The Flock:
Blu
Jewel
Carla
Bia
Tiago
Nico
Pedro
Rafael
Eduardo
Mimi
Roberto
Other Friends:
Linda Gunderson
Tulio Monteiro
Fernando
Billy Nelson (Moe, Larry, and Curly's 8-year-old nephew)
MPPA Rating: PG for Slapstick action violence, mayhem, some rude and suggestive humor including language
Chapter 1:
The first scene appears in front of a bird sanctuary in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil called Centro de Conservacao Ambiental (English for Environmental Conservation and Aviculture Center). Inside, Linda Gunderson who was feeding some of the injured birds, while Tulio was at the front desk in the lobby filling some paperwork on other new bird arrivals while their adopted son Fernando was sitting on a chair laying his Nintendo DS.
Suddenly the phone started ringing on Tulio's desk and he picked it up and started talking. "Hello? Centro de Conservacoa Ambiental, how can I help you?" said Tulio
Tulio listened to the person that was talking to him on the other line.
"Oh yes, yes we're all packed up for tomorrow; we'll be there bright and early. Okay, goodbye" Tulio finished and he hung up the phone.
"Who was that?" asked Linda as she walks through the door
"Oh, that was just the airline manager on the phone asking if we're all set for tomorrow" Tulio assured her
"Okay then" said Linda as she smiles with delight
"Just think of it, honey. The family traveling back to the Amazon to hunt for a hidden treasure deep in the depths of the jungle, worth pounds of pure gold" said Tulio happily
"And with that pure gold, we could use it to save as many living lives in the amazon and make sure they are safe" Linda affirmed him
"Oh Linda" said Tulio as he plucks his wife into his arms
"Oh Tulio" said Linda as she wraps her arms around her husband
The two then started making out as their lips twisted and twisted. Fernando was watching them and he cringed with his tongue out feeling disgusted.
"Yuck! Don't you two ever do that somewhere else instead of doing it in front of me?" asked Fernando who felt bothered
"Oh Fernando please, your 16 you should get used to it by now" Linda told her adopted son to relax
"Yeah, and after all we might see Blu, Jewel, and the chicks and not only that we might see their entire flock coming out of nowhere. Oh and FYI, they'll probably might be excited to see you again" Tulio confirmed him
"Yeah papa, I know" said Fernando as he nodded in agreement. "But while we're out there, just do the smooching somewhere else, where I can't see you"
Linda chuckled and nodded. "It's a deal"
Fernando smiled and got up and walked over to his adoptive family as he, Linda and Tulio formed a family hug.
"C'mon guys we're gonna be fine. It's gonna be fun even, and by tomorrow we'll be exploring away, right?" said Tulio reminding his family
"Right" said Linda and Tulio agreeing at the same time
"Good! Now umm c'mon, we better make sure the flamingo doesn't get his head stuck in the toilet again" said Tulio
Linda and Fernando nodded and they followed Tulio into the other room where the other birds were being neutered. Just as they left, the automatic sliding doors automatically opened up and three funny looking men came in who appeared to be Moe, Larry, and Curly as they walked into the front lobby with their suitcases as they started looking around to see if there was anyone they could find.
"Looks like theirs nobody here" said Larry
"This is the place alright" said Moe
"Maybe I outta…" said Curly
(SMASH)
Once Curly turned, he accidently knocks a flower plant off the table with his suitcase which suddenly breaks into a million pieces on the ground.
Moe and Larry turned to Curly with furious glares.
"You pudden head, why don't you look whatcha doing?" said Larry sternly
"I couldn't help it; I was looking around to see if anyone was in the office and when I turned… (SMASH)" Curly turned around again and this time his suitcase knocked over the computer breaking it.
Moe frowns even more and points out to the broken computer on the ground. "Look what you did!" he yelled
"What?" said Curly
Curly turned around once more and he swung his arm up and he slammed his suitcase into Moe's face.
(BOP)
"Oh!" cried Moe
Moe goes up to Curly and frowns at him again. "Why don't you be careful!" Moe then pokes Curly in the eyes.
(POKE)
"Oh!" cried Curly as he covered his eyes
"Drop that suitcase before you hurt somebody!" Larry ordered him
Curly drops his suitcase which cases to land on Moe's foot.
(SMASH)
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" cried Moe as he hops on one foot till he looked back at Curly furiously. "Remind me to kill you later"
"I'll make a note of it" said Curly as he took out his notebook and pencil
Just then, Linda came walking through the door to see what the commotion was all about and she noticed Moe, Larry, and Curly in front of a large mess they made.
Moe frowns and swipes Curly's pencil away from him. "Give me that!"
"HMPH" exclaimed Curly
Curly grabs another pencil out of his pocket. Moe suddenly notices it and he swipes the other pencil away. "What's the matter with you!" yelled Moe
"HMPH" exclaimed Curly again
Curly then grabs out a larger pencil from out of his shirt. "NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK"
Moe frowned even more and he swipes the big pencil and he uses it to hit Curly on the head with it breaking it in half.
(BOP)
"Oh!" cried Curly as he covers his head. "You break my pencil!"
"I'll break your head!" said Moe sternly before he grabs Curly's nose and bonks it with his fist.
(BONK)
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" cried Curly as he holds his nose
"Say what war is this? Who are you gentlemen?" asked Linda demandingly
"Gentlemen, what gentlemen, we don't even know the meaning of the word?" said Larry as he smiles
"Quiet Mongoose!" said Moe before he slaps him in the face
(SLAP)
Curly seeing Linda got into his goofy feeling as he slapped his face with his hands and he walked up closer to her.
"Hiya toots" said Curly and he starts finger snapping with his hands
Moe noticed Curly flirting grabs his ear and pulls him to his face. "NYAGH" exclaimed Curly
"You imbecile, how dare you talk to a lady like that in front of my eyes!" said Moe sternly
"Well turn around I'll talk to her behind your back. Woo, Woo!" said Curly
Moe grabs Curly's shirt and turns him back to his attention and he slaps his face.
(SLAP)
"Oh!" cried Curly
"Get out of here!" yells Moe as he pushed him away
Curly then throws his hand at him. "HMPH"
Moe turns to Linda and smiles. "Good afternoon miss, I'm Moe" Moe introduces himself
"I'm Larry" Larry introduces himself
"And I'm Curly" Curly introduces himself
"And we're the ones that got your application for the job to go to the amazon with you tomorrow on a quest, am I correct?" Moe asked her
"Oh, you're the ones then!" said Linda. "Well this was unexpected, but I'm glad. Well Moe, Larry, and Curly my name is Linda" she introduces herself
Just then Tulio and Fernando came walking out the door and into the lobby.
"On and this is my husband Tulio and my son Fernando" Linda introduces her family to the boys
"Well, well it's good to see you boys" said Tulio happily as he shakes each of their hands as well did Fernando
"So you're Americans eh?" asked Fernando
"Why Soitenly, we're Americans all over" Curly affirmed him
Moe then bops Curly's stomach. "(BOP) Oh!" The he bops him in the head. "… (BOP) Oh!"
"Quiet!" said Moe sternly
"So it's just going to be the three of you and us when we start making out journey and…" said Tulio
"Wait a minute? There are four of us actually. Larry, Curly, me, and…" Moe looks around for the fourth person when he noticed he or she wasn't there.
Moe turned his head back and forth before he turned to Larry and Curly with his usual stubborn look. "Where's the termite?"
(SLAP)
Moe slapped Larry in the face before he turned to Curly.
"Where's the termite?" asked Larry before he slapped him in the face
(SLAP)
"HMPH" exclaimed Curly before he turned to slap the next person when he finds out no one is standing next to him. Curly frowns and slaps his face.
"Lone man again!" said Curly feeling defeated
Moe frowns with frustration and he walks over to the sliding doors and they opened automatically and he whistles out. "Hey termite!"
"Coming!" called a younger voice
A young boy came walking through the doors with long medium brown hair also wearing a blank yellow t-shirt along with green shorts and he was wearing an army logo tag around his neck.
"Linda, Tulio, Fernando meet our nephew Billy Nelson" Moe greeted Billy to everyone
"Billy Nelson meet Linda, Tulio, and Fernando" Moe greeted Billy to the others
Linda came walking over and she knelt down and he squeezed the boy's cheeks with her hands. "Aww, you're so cute, I could just eat you up with cheese and sprinkles"
Tulio then walked up to him and he shook the boy's hand. "Well hiya sport, aren't you a little young to be taking this adventure?"
Billy smiled and nodded. "Yes, yes I' am"
"Well…I have to say I'm impressed very much" said Tulio feeling surprised. "So tell me sport, how old are you?"
"I'm 8" Billy answered happily
"Well Mr. Nelson are you ready to take this opportunity to go exploring through the Amazon?" asked Tulio happily
"Yes" Billy answered with joy
"Are you brave enough to take on the nature of the wild?" asked Tulio
"Yes, yes" Billy answered with joy
"Are you interested of discovering a flock to which we once found months ago?" asked Tulio
"Yes, yes, yes" Billy answered with joy
"Are you going to enjoy this expedition with your uncles?" asked Tulio as he finished
"No" Bill answered as he shakes his head with joy
Tulio laughed and ruffles the boy's hair. "Well Billy we're glad to have you aboard"
Billy smiled and nodded till Fernando came walking up and he shook the boy's hand. "What's up little dude?"
"What's up tall Brazilian boy?" said Billy
Fernando stifled a laugh. "Did you know I tried to save two blue macaws from being taken away by smugglers?"
"Did you know I'm a big fan of your bravery?" said Billy as he gave him a smile
Everyone soon started to burst out laughing as well did Fernando.
Moe then walks up to Billy and pinches his cheek. "He, he, always the little termite"
"Always being are one and only ankle biter" said Larry as he pinches the other side of Billy's cheek
"And don't forget back biter too. NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK" said Curly
Billy rolled his eyes and he turned to them. "Seriously guys, c'mon. I'm not a termite"
"Oh really, how?" asked Larry sarcastically
Billy smirked and walked behind Curly. "If I was a termite, would I do this?"
(CRUNCH)
"NYAGH" exclaimed Curly with pain coming from his back
Billy then walked over behind Larry. "Or this?"
(CRUNCH)
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" exclaimed Larry as he hops on one foot
Then Billy walks over to Moe and he grabs his hand. "Or even this?"
(CRUNCH)
"Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!" exclaimed Moe feeling the boy's teeth extract with his hand
Moe, Larry, and Curly huddle to each other cowering from the boy's actions before they turned to each other before they turned back to the boy and answered. "YES"
Billy continued smiling and he crossed his arms. "And what are you going to do about that?"
"Oh yeah, why we…" said Moe acting tough
"We…" said Larry acting tough
"We wouldn't do anything about it" Curly finished the sentence
Larry frowned and bopped Moe from behind. (BOP) Then Moe turned around to Curly and slapped him in the face. (SLAP)
"Who are you butting in for?" asked Moe sternly
"Alright now listen boys" said Tulio getting their attention. "We leave first thing in the morning. So be bright and early because we got a plane to catch, got it?"
"We get'cha Tulio" Moe nodding in agreement with him as well as Larry did
"But we couldn't do that Tulio" Curly confirmed him. "We don't get up that early"
Moe frowns and bops Curly on top of the head.
(BOP)
"Oh!" cried Curly
Curly then starts throwing his hand back and forth at Moe and then shaking it to the top as Moe followed it.
"Say since it's getting late why don't we all get a bite to eat before the big trip tomorrow" Linda suggested
"Say that sounds like a good idea" said Tulio agreeing with his wife
"Yeah, I'm starved" said Fernando as he rubbed his tummy
"Me too" said Billy excitedly
"Us three" said Moe rubbing his stomach along with Larry and Curly
"What are we waiting for?" asked Curly
"Nothing" Moe affirmed him
"Well c'mon let's go" said Larry
"Right" said Moe
Larry and Curly turned to leave but ended up crashing into Moe as the three went tumbling on the floor.
(CRASH)
(THUMP)
Larry and Curly help Moe get back to his feet as Moe gives them the angry look but he calmly takes off both Larry and Curly's hats and gives it to them.
"Hold that" said Moe giving them both their hats
Once Larry and Curly took their hats, Moe grabs each of them by the hair (Larry) and by the ear (Curly). "C'mon!"
"Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!" exclaimed Curly
"Oh, Oh, Oh Moe, Moe, Oh Moe, Oh, Oh Oh! Exclaimed Larry
Moe starts dragging the both of them out the door. Billy rolls his eyes as he watches them go with a smile and Linda taps the boy on the shoulder and the young boy turns to her. "Are they always like this?" Linda asked
"Every day apparently" Billy answered. "But believe me you guys haven't seen nothing yet"
Linda, Tulio, and Fernando looked at each other confusingly till they raised their shoulders up and the four heading right out the door as they followed Moe, Larry, and Curly.
Well everyone here's the first chapter and just to remind you again, I' am redoing everything so please hope that this will all makes sense. Anyway I hope this chapter makes more it clear you and please review.