Author's note: This is a story about the girls of Homestuck playing strip poker, inspired by Strip Pokerstuck: Double Down. Nothing too sexual, just a bit of fun. Haters gonna hate, raters gonna rate, etc. Feel free to leave reviews!

You are now ROSE LALONDE. Just in case you were anyone else before. The guys declared "Guy Night", which probably means comparing sizes and talking about hot chicks. You guess. You don't know much about Guy Night. In response, your drunk DaughterMom declared Girl Night. So far Girl Night has consisted of sitting on the floor and doing ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING.

Suddenly, you discover your trusty DECK OF CARDS in your SYLLADEX. You never know when you might be bored and need a deck of cards. You expel it out of your Sylladex and it goes flying across the room, winding up scattered all over the floor.

"Anyone up for playing cards... Once we pick them up from the floor?" you suggest eagerly.

"What about strip poker?" DaughterMom Roxy suggests.

"I'm with Roxy!

You turn to see where the voice is coming from. Surprise! It's VRISKA SERKET of all people. You had no idea she was into strip poker. Come to think of it, she is kinda hot. Maybe she wants to show off herself? You realize your thoughts are kinda weird and decide to reluctantly agree. JADE HARLEY uses her Witch of Space powers to pick up all the cards and shuffle them into order. She hands them to Roxy.

"Okay, normal Texas Hold'Em rules apply, only that you bet your clothes. We should team up so that it doesn't get too disorganized. I will randomize teams, and if you have to take off clothes, you will have to take off your partners and they'll have to take off yours. Got it?"

Everybody nods in agreement. Even you. This could be fun. Provided you get paired up with someone that's hot. Woah, you're getting lesbian thoughts already. This is going to be interesting. After a great deal of putting names in hats and shuffling them around, these teams are picked:

Team 1: Terezi + Jade
Team 2: Roxy + Kanaya
Team 3: You + Nepeta
Team 4: Vriska + Feferi
Team 5: Jane + Aradia

Nepeta, huh? She is kinda cute when you think about it. You could be worse off. Speaking of Nepeta, where is she? You suddenly get an answer to that question. She leaps right up in your laps and begins purring. You and Nepeta sit down on the floor and wait for Terezi and Jade to start dealing. This is going to be interesting...