Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
Author Note: I will be updating my other stories in the next week or so.
Also this is a one shot for now, but if I get reviews asking for me to continue it I will.
Dear Fred and George,
I am sick and tired of the letters I receive every year because of your behavior at Hogwarts, so I've jotted down a few things you are not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
1. Not allowed to claim you saw Professor Snape drinking blood.
Professor Snape does not drink blood and he is not a vampire, nor does he want to become a vampire.
If he ever did become a vampire I am sure that you two would be the last to know.
2. Not allowed to stop other students from learning.
Just because you two don't want to learn, it doesn't give you the right to stop others from getting an education.
3. Not allowed to make yourselves gods.
Yes, I heard all about you two saying you were gods and that students started worshipping you two.
All I can I say it's lucky Professor McGonagall stepped in before your "followers" fed the Malfoy boy to the giant squid, or you two would be in serious trouble.
4. Not allowed to try to bribe Professor McGonagall with a pickle.
Did either of you really think that a pickle was going to get you out of detention after you blew up the Potions classroom?
5. Not allowed to use the following excuses for not having your homework:
"A troll ate it."
"I couldn't do it because I was trying to steal the sword of Gryffindor."
"My goldfish died."
"I was going to, but then I got distracted by a shiny spoon."
"Snape hugged me and I was traumatized."
How about instead of wasting your time coming up with excuses, you do your homework?
6. Not allowed to tell people you are the love children of He-Who-Must- Not-Be-Named and Bellatrix Lestrange.
Your father and I find it insulting that you would say such a thing even as a joke.
7. You cannot walk through walls, so stop trying.
One would think after the first time you knocked yourselves out, you'd give up trying. But no.
8. Not allowed to leave school grounds without my or a Professor's permission.
Do you have any idea how much I worry when you disappear from school?
Anything could happen to you both.
9. There is no Let's-dance-naked-around-a-fire day, and you are not allowed to tell first years there is.
Those poor first years were mortified when Professor Flitwick told them it was your idea of a prank.
10. Stop, for the love of everyone's sanity, writing to the Ministry, requesting stupid things.
That's from your father, but I agree with it.
Three members of the ministry have resigned because of you two.
That's all I have to say for now.
Love Mum xx
P.S Keep Ron out of trouble.
P.P.S Get Ginny to keep him and you two out of trouble.
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