Note: This is pure crack made especially for the lovely Mary! No bashing, no hating, it's just for fun!
We Are Epic
Her name was Peyton Sawyer.
His name was Trip van der Bilt.
They had very little in common, and nobody really understood why they were attracted to each other… except for her best friend and his cousin.
He was an upper class congressman, while she was a middle class record producer.
She preferred Spill Canvas, while he was more of a Plain White T's kind of guy.
Despite their many differences they had one crucial thing in common: They were both two of the biggest homewreckers! That's right, Peyton Sawyer and Trip van der Bilt both lived to destroy the relationships of the people they claimed to care the most about.
"Seyton, do you think we're wrong for screwing up Brooke's relationship with Lucas, and what about Nate and Serena?" Trip paused as she finished polishing her horns. "I just feel like we were pretty fucked up in how we treated them."
They stared at each other for about five seconds before they both cracked up laughing.
"You are too funny Trip! Me feel bad for destroying my best friend? You kill me baby!"
"I am quite the comedian aren't I?! It's not as if we should feel bad, I mean it's hardly our faults that Brooke and Nate were stupid enough to interfere with our epic love stories. I mean come on, WE ARE EPIC! Epic I tell you. And such epic creatures such as ourselves should never be held accountable for our actions."
"Exactly my love. Now, let's go kill kittens together!"
"Whatever you wish my satanic queen! One question though," He looks extremely thoughtful at that moment. "May we also destroy that sexy couple known as Sawyer and Kate?"
"Of course darling, what a lovely idea! What kind of backstabbing, two faced, bitch ass homewreckers would we be if we didn't destroy one of the best couples ever?"
And so Peyton and Trip spent the rest of their lives trying to ruin the most amazing couples ever. But don't fret concerned readers, people that are meant to be together always find their way in the end!
The End!