Rikkaidai Tenipuri family fic thing

Niou:-- Grandmother (Crazy)

Yagyuu:-- Grandfather

Sanada:-- Niou and Yagyuu's son and the father

Marui:-- Sanada's sister

Jackel:-- Marui's very put upon boyfriend she's trying to get to marry her

Yukimura:-- Sanada's new love, who is unfortunately ill. Still a guy, but sooooo the mother.

Yanagi:-- Yukimura's brother

Kirihara:-- Sanada's son and Yukimura's stepson and the most annoying little cutie in the world.

Well, Segiku had a little family unit and some characters were shamelessly turned into women, why shouldn't Rikkaidai? Jackel I was considering making the family pet, but the idea of him being Marui's boyfriend is more amusing.

Please be pre-warned, this is crap. I mean that, in the nicest sense. But I am under no allusion that it is good. It's not funny (Cause my humour sucks) and will probably end up being drama or angst (It's a curse!) But with that in mind, take the story as it stands.

When Akaya's mother and stepfather died in a car accident Akaya didn't expect to end up moving in with his father, Genichro Sanada, whom he had never met, but had heard horror stories about. Even though he was only six, his mother had often (when she had been drinking) sit him in her lap, and while stroking his hair, often leaving it sticky with alcohol residue she'd make him take a bath to clean the next morning, and tell him all about what Mr Sanada was like. How e enjoyed hitting people, that his job paid him to hit people, and that he yelled an awful lot.

His father, (because though Hiro Kirihara had been kind enough to give Akaya his last name he refused to be called his father), had become something akin to the bogy man in Akaya's mind, a monster that would hurt him. When he misbehaved his mother would often threaten to send him to live with his father, and his crazy family.

So when he found himself outside the door of his father's house, he thought he must have done something very, very wrong to make his mother send him here. Which didn't make sense, because the only bad thing he could remember doing recently was taking an extra cookie on the last day he had seen his mother, which had been three days ago. Before the accident that had killed her and stepfather.

Akaya wasn't exactly sure what dead meant, except that he'd been told his mother wouldn't be coming back, that she'd gone somewhere else. But whenever he asked when she'd be back everyone just shook their heads at him. And then he'd been told that he'd be going to stay with his father. The tantrum he had thrown when he was told that had been epic, but even though it got him chocolate and a hug from a very nice comfortable lady, he was still here, clutching the nice huggy lady's hand outside his father's house.

The huggy lady gave him a smile, tightening her grip on his hand, as if she knew the thought inside Akaya's head that was urging him to run, and knocked the door. A few seconds passed, and Akaya started to fidget, his imagination coming up with the most grotesque images of his father. The door was opened by a pinked haired girl, not yet twenty.

"Yeah?" she asked, popping some green gum, which instantly attracted Akaya's attention and he stared. He had never seen anyone pop gum before, it was cool. Her eyes drifted coolly over the woman before dropping to look at Akaya, and instantly her cool demeanour faded. "Is this Akaya?" she asked, voice excited.

Huggy lady nodded, and was about to speak, but Akaya never heard her say anything, because he was suddenly up in the air, staring wide eyed at the pink haired girl. "Wow, you're awful cute looking Aka-chan. My names Bunta, I'm your auntie, but I'm way to young to be called auntie, so you can call me Bunta, or Bun-chan if you want." She blew another green bubble.

Akaya couldn't help himself, he reached out a finger and popped it, getting the gum stuck to her face. His aunt looked confused for a second, which was long enough for a sharp laugh from the side, and Akaya was swept from Bunta's arms and was being held, at arms length, like a fish or something, by a silvered haired lady, way older than Bunta.

"So this is Genichro's bratling?" she asked, studying him closely, even turning him upside down, which made him giggle. "What age is he again? He doesn't look more than three, but I know that's not right."

"Well, as Sanada and Akiko separated six and a half years ago, I would hazard he is around that age." A blue haired man with glasses said, coming to stand beside the strange silver haired woman, his glasses glinted and Akaya thought he might be looking at him, but he couldn't be sure. "Hello Akaya, I am Hiroshi, you can call me grandfather, and the lady holding you is Niou, she's your grandmother."

Akaya (still upside down) held out a hand like he had been taught to by his mommy and said. "I'm Akaya Kirihara, pleased to meet you."

He was moved back to right way up and eyed yet again before he was put back onto the floor. "Call me Trickster. I'm too young to be a grandmother." She said dismissively, ruffling Akaya's hair with a grin.

Akaya was about to say something when a shadow fell across him and he looked up, and up, and into the scowling face that he just knew must be his father. His eyes were hard and cold, just like how his mother had described. Akaya cowered a little, suddenly remembering that this was some sort of punishment for something he'd done wrong.

"Genichro, you're scaring your son." Grandfather Hiroshi pointed out calmly.

Genichro just looked down at Akaya, his mouth set in a hard, annoyed line for a long moment before walking past the boy. "I need to go t the hospital." He said. No one said anything until he was gone, when Bunta said;

"He's having a hard time adjusting. But he's really happy about this, honestly."

Grandfather Hiroshi nodded. "Would you care to come in Miss Fan? A cup of tea perhaps?"

Huggy lady nodded and entered, following Grandfather Hiroshi into what was the living room, leaving Akaya with his aunt and grandmother, who didn't want to be called that. Until his father had arrived, Akaya had almost decided he liked these weird people, and that they weren't nearly as bad as his mother had told him, but his fathers arrival, and reaction to him made him rethink that decision, and now he was wary again.

"Would you like to help me with a project I'm working on?" Grandmother Niou asked, watching the boy carefully.

Akaya looked up at her. "What's a project?" he asked.

Grandmother Niou grinned and rubbed her hands together in a scary way and said. "Well, my current project is making exploding sugar."

"Exploding sugar?" Akaya asked, interested despite himself.

Grandmother Niou nodded. "Yes, exploding sugar."

"Why?" Bunta suddenly asked.

"To see if you'll explode when you eat it of course. Why else would I want to make exploding sugar?" Grandmother Niou rolled her eyes.

Akaya's eyes went wide and he looked at Bunta. "Can you really do that?" he asked in awe.

Grandmother Niou shrugged. "We won't know if we don't try. Well?" she eyed him again.

Akaya grinned, in that way of all six year old boys when presented with something gross and nodded eagerly. "Yes please!"

Bunta huffed, but said nothing as Akaya followed Grandmother Niou into the kitchen, his nervousness at his father's appearance forgotten, as Grandmother had known it would be. Bunt closed the front door, sighing at her brother's reaction to the little boy. Well, only time would tell, and Seiichi Yukimura would probably be able to make Genichro be nicer to the little brat.

There are no words for this madness… Please forgive it is all I can ask. It refused to leave me alone, and I just know no matter how long I wait no one will ever write this idea for me, and it won't write itself. So… review please.