16 year old Sasuke Uchiha ws walking when he heard. " SASUKE I wanna talk to you." It was her, 16 year old Sakura Haruno. The girl he shared the day of his birth with. They were both born on July 24 but Sasuke was born earlier than Sakura.
He replied with a "hn."
"Don't 'hn' me." Said a pink haired kuinoichi. She started ranting on about answering with 'hn.'
He stopped listening and found himself staring at her body.
"Sasuke, are you paying attention?" Sakura said "Sasuke."
Out of nowhere he kissed her. Sakura let him enter her mouth. They seperated and she blushed. Sasuke then realized what he done and said "I must be retarted" and ranted for 5 hours. Next thing he knew the dark haired speacial jounin shinobi awaked in Sakura's bedroom but she wasn't there.
He then heard "NNNNNOOOOOOOO GET AWAY NARUTO."
'Dobe.' thought Sasuke as he ran downstairs to find Naruto trying to kiss Sakura's cheek.
Sasuke saw a living fish in the kitchen.
...SMOOCH.
Naruto coughed as he realized he just kissed a FISH ON THE LIPS.
"Disgusting." Said Naruto. Then he realized Sasuke.
"Teme, no wonder why Sakura wouldn't let me in."
Sakura giggled as Sasuke said "The kuso baka figured something out."
Then a shade appeared, a make-out paradise, then pants, then boxers, then a 30 year old Kakashi. Then they realized his balls.
Then Naruto said "Whoa, mine are ..."
"Smaller." Said Sasuke.
Kakashi put on his clothes while saying "Could never get that jutsuto work."
"Anyways we have a mission to find Orimiko, Orochimaru's 16 year old sister, he is 39 years older than her." Said Kakashi. "We meet tomorrow." Then he was gone.
Then Naruto left and stalked Ino.
"Sakura-chan, what did you want to tell me."
"Well Sasuke-kun, since our birthday is in four days, we could have a party together."
"Sure, oh, and there will be a great gift for your birthday."
"What is it?"
"You will see."
He kissed her on the cheek and left.
"STOP FOLLOWING ME NARUTO!" Was heard through the neighborhood.