Nancy: "Wait Yeast is ALIVE?"
Teacher: "Yes, Now class you need to add the sugar and water to the
ingredients to it quickly so you don't kill your yeast"
Nancy: "Okay this thing I have cooked with for years just found out is
alive, and now were feeding it. This is not right!"
Teacher: "Okay students go to your units and start cooking."
Nancy: "Michelle this isn't right yeast is dead it should not be alive."
::Shivers::
Michelle: ::Grabs Nancy by the shoulders taking her:: "Yes, its alive. But
you kill it right teacher?"
Teacher: "Sure if you don't feed it dies or if you put it in really hot
tempters."
Michelle: "See Nancy we'll kill it"
Teacher: "Students you attention for a moment when you put your dough in a
bag for storage please be sure that the top is sealed tightly. If this
leaks in my fridge your cleaning it, since it will grow tonight believe
me."
Nancy: "Grow! You mean it could like get really big eat the whole school
and do other similar scary stuff? And were creating this process"
People ask me why I'm afraid of yeast. This simple food product is deadly it could take over the entire human race. So I've created a short list of why (A.) I'm afraid of yeast and (B.) why it should all be destroyed without sugar, glucose, Lactose, H2O, ext. of any kind.
It's alive for petes sake how can you bake something that's alive? My teacher told me about Yeast bead, it grows. Your food should be done growing before you put it on the counter. It eats, the only thing that's eats is living things. (see one) It acts like a teenager, it eats grows and takes over the world "Wait you want me to bring something to life that could if put in the wrong hands kill me with posin gasses?" It makes pigons pop Umm. this stuff is dangerous and they let it in schools. IT'S ALIVE
Thank you for reading this insanity and I hope that you now will help me in supporting S.P.A.Y.I.T.W.T. (Stupid People Against Yeast In The World Today).
People ask me why I'm afraid of yeast. This simple food product is deadly it could take over the entire human race. So I've created a short list of why (A.) I'm afraid of yeast and (B.) why it should all be destroyed without sugar, glucose, Lactose, H2O, ext. of any kind.
It's alive for petes sake how can you bake something that's alive? My teacher told me about Yeast bead, it grows. Your food should be done growing before you put it on the counter. It eats, the only thing that's eats is living things. (see one) It acts like a teenager, it eats grows and takes over the world "Wait you want me to bring something to life that could if put in the wrong hands kill me with posin gasses?" It makes pigons pop Umm. this stuff is dangerous and they let it in schools. IT'S ALIVE
Thank you for reading this insanity and I hope that you now will help me in supporting S.P.A.Y.I.T.W.T. (Stupid People Against Yeast In The World Today).