The night Ms. Bitters went crazy
Down at the skool, Dib was thinking a plan
For all the good Irken boys and the good Irken girls
When the boss walked in, nearly scared 'em half to death
She had a laser in her hands and cheap whisky on her breathe
From her ears, to her feet, she was covered in ammo
Like a drunken Irken army rambo
and she smiled as she said with a sparkle in her eye
"Okay class, shut up...now you're all gonna die!"
The night Ms. Bitters went crazy
The night the old crone went insane
Realized she'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in her brain
Well, the Skool is gone, the bomb brought a quick end
And the BOOM could be heard from Bespin to Scotland
and she tied up the S.I.Rs and held the knights hostage
And she grounded up poor Dib into Irken sausage
And she slashed up Zim like Freddie kruegar
And she took a flamethrower and she barbecued the Doughboys
And she took a big bite and said, "Mmmm, fruity!"
The night Ms. Bitters went crazy
The night that old bat went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around the town
Without steppin' in S.I.R guts
There's the national guard and the F.B.I
There's a spaceship from Irken news
and helicopters floatin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin' and the body counts risin'
And everybody's dyin' to know, oh Ms. Bitters, why?
My my my my my
You use to be a such a good grump old wart
Yes Jhonen, now Ms. Bitters is doing time
In a republication prison for her infamous crime
Hey Man, no don't you cry, no more tears
She'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
but now, Nny is in therapy, Gaz is still nervous
and Dib got a job at an "censorship" service
and they say, Devi, she's on the phone every night
with her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're all talkin' 'bout the night Ms. Bitters went crazy
The night the elder flipped
Broke her back cause of Zim and Dib's constant rivalry
Looks to me like she was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Ms. Bitters went crazy
the night the old crone went insane
realized she'd been gettin' a raw deal
something finally must've snapped in her brain
Wo, something finally must've snapped in her brain
Tell ya, something finally must've snapped....in her brain
