The night Ms. Bitters went crazy

Down at the skool, Dib was thinking a plan

For all the good Irken boys and the good Irken girls

When the boss walked in, nearly scared 'em half to death

She had a laser in her hands and cheap whisky on her breathe

From her ears, to her feet, she was covered in ammo

Like a drunken Irken army rambo

and she smiled as she said with a sparkle in her eye

"Okay class, shut up...now you're all gonna die!"

The night Ms. Bitters went crazy

The night the old crone went insane

Realized she'd been gettin' a raw deal

Something finally must've snapped in her brain

Well, the Skool is gone, the bomb brought a quick end

And the BOOM could be heard from Bespin to Scotland

and she tied up the S.I.Rs and held the knights hostage

And she grounded up poor Dib into Irken sausage

And she slashed up Zim like Freddie kruegar

And she took a flamethrower and she barbecued the Doughboys

And she took a big bite and said, "Mmmm, fruity!"

The night Ms. Bitters went crazy

The night that old bat went nuts

Now you can hardly walk around the town

Without steppin' in S.I.R guts

There's the national guard and the F.B.I

There's a spaceship from Irken news

and helicopters floatin' 'round in the sky

And the bullets are flyin' and the body counts risin'

And everybody's dyin' to know, oh Ms. Bitters, why?

My my my my my

You use to be a such a good grump old wart

Yes Jhonen, now Ms. Bitters is doing time

In a republication prison for her infamous crime

Hey Man, no don't you cry, no more tears

She'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years

but now, Nny is in therapy, Gaz is still nervous

and Dib got a job at an "censorship" service

and they say, Devi, she's on the phone every night

with her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're all talkin' 'bout the night Ms. Bitters went crazy

The night the elder flipped

Broke her back cause of Zim and Dib's constant rivalry

Looks to me like she was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Ms. Bitters went crazy

the night the old crone went insane

realized she'd been gettin' a raw deal

something finally must've snapped in her brain

Wo, something finally must've snapped in her brain

Tell ya, something finally must've snapped....in her brain