Harry Potter
Next Generation

Chapter 1
"YO. RETARD, Uncle Harry!" I shout. "Yes, Victoria?" Harry replied, sighing and mumbling, "Even though Im not her biological uncle… -sigh- why did George decide to take her in randomly." "Can me and Zinia go outside in the backyard?" I asked hopefully. Harry thought hard for a moment and said, "Alright. But let everyone else come too." I grinned and agreed, "Okay! "
In a few minutes, everyone was outside. I was talking with Albus Potter (Harry's son. This IS the next generation!) while we were sitting on the grass, laughing. Suddenly, Harry came outside and watched as Albus tried to kiss me. Albus stopped dead and froze like a statue. "D-dad! Why are you here?" Albus asked, stunned from the unexpected surprise. Harry smiled evilly as my glare stuck on him like glue. "Nothing son!" He replied teasingly. "Just outside ENJOYING fresh air!"
Albus looked down and shook his head. My glare turned into daggers that shot out of my eyes destructively. Harry noticed this quickly and grinned. "Whats wrong Victoria? I don't think I've done much wrong!" I pursed my lips and said, "Hey, uncle harry. Did you know something?" Harry rose an eyebrow.
"I like to play games." I began. "And heres one…. Its called, ANNOYANCE." My hand shot to Albus and I pulled him in to kiss me. Harry stood with his jaw wide open and his eyes filled with fury and shock.
I grinned at Harry and said mockingly, "Whats wrong Uncle Harry? I don't think I've done much wrong!" Harry turned red and looked away in his own humiliation. I felt a great surge of victory as he left his gaze from us. Albus stared into the air, still not believing the fact I had just kissed him.
He turned to me and smiled. I laughed and kissed him on the cheek. Harry saw out of the corner of his eye and shouted, "HEY!" With that, he hurled himself toward us. But, I grabbed Albus's shirt and unbuttoned one as I pulled him closer. Harry froze and paled. I stared at him joyfully and threatened, "One more step, Uncle Harry…. And I kiss him." Harry thought hard and long. Wondering where I got my cunningness. He then realized George was my guardian. So he knew where my evil tactics came from. I laughed and Harry turned his attention towards me and Albus again. He forgot about my threat and took 3 steps to us quickly. I pulled Albus closer and undid another button. Harry stopped again and mumbled angrily to himself. I sighed and kissed Albus for quite a while.
Harry screamed and ran toward me again. I kept kissing Albus until he finally broke us apart.
I laughed hysterically and smiled at his wild expression. "Whats the matter?" I ask mischievously. Harry furrows his eyebrows and takes Albus into the house.
Zinia laughed right along with me and praised me for my wittiness. I grinned and bowed jokingly.
I heard Harry yelling at Albus telling him not to kiss girls. I couldn't help but giggle at Uncle Harry's serious dating rules