Authors Note: Drabble 5! Not my best but enjoy anyway.

Sirius's POV

"Ok so we throw the dung bomb off the astronomy tower followed by code Banana then a triple hozie flip over the great lake and fished with a code sparkles. Any questions?" Prongs asked me and my fellow marauders.

"Yes" I said almost sarcastically "why is there a code SPARKLES in our codes? It's lame!"

"Because no-one can tell what it means" said Prongs.

"Of course" muttered Moony.

"I like it!" said poor naive Wormtail.

"Thank you" said Prongs.

"Moony, lets leave the enemy!" I say loudly.

"The enemy?" asked Wormtail.

"If you aren't with us on the lame name, you are against us" said Moony catching on quickly.

"A-against you?" asked a frightened Wormtail.

"What exactly does that entail?" asked Prongs, more curious than anything else.

"A duel" I said walking forward a few steeps.

"Ok who's the second?" asked Prongs.

"We all fight at once" I said with a smirk.

"You're on!" said Prongs.

For about 10 seconds, then Wormtail yelled 'Patrificus totalus' and somehow mucked up the spell so badly a tortoise fell on the whomping willow… and broke the whomping willow.

"100 points from Gryffindor and 2 weeks detention!" said professor Kettleburn angrily.

"Could have been worse" said Prongs unconcerned and started to ramble on about the prank we were about to pull.