Snake: Hi everyone this is my first story so be nice!
Embel: Dude just shut up and start it
Snake: no you shut up!
Embel: no you shut up!
Rikimaru: how bout the both of you shut the fuck up before I kill you
Snake and Embel: ok shutting up
Rikimaru: good and u forgot to mention that you two do not own tenchu you only own this story
Snake: SHIT!
Embel: FUCK!
Chapter 1: The Twins
"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! Fuck this hurts" screams Ayame, "just take a deep breath breath" said Rikimaru.
Rikimaru and Ayame have retired from the ninja life about a year ago after that they hooked up, got married
and now have not one but two baby boys on the way. "I've been stabbed, burned, poisened, and beaten but
nothing has ever HURT THIS DAMN MUCH!! screams Ayame as the first baby came out. "Hey Ayame it's
a boy" Rikimaru said happily smiling at his newborn as he looks back at Ayame's womb he sees another
head coming out and says "hey a..ayame y..your not d..done yet" "what does tha AAAAAHHHH FUCK not
again"!! she screams in agony as the second baby comes out "thats the first thing that has ever caught me off guard"
ayame said breathing heavily. "Hey ayame we have two beutiful baby boys"
Rikimaru said cheerfully as he handed his sons to ayame for her to breast feed them.
"Well I need to sit dow AH SHIT!" screams Rikimaru "whats wrong" says ayame as Rikimaru pulls a shuriken
out of his ass. "Theres a shuriken in my chair" "oh" she replied. "hey how about we name our boys
Shurizaki and Shuritotsu you know after a shuriken which is fast and powerful" he said while pointing at
his sons. "I like those names" says ayame holding her newborn twins. "They will become
great ninjas even better then you and I were Ayame" Rikimaru said as he goes to kiss his wife and newborn sons.
"you know ayame this is the first time I have ever been truly happy in my entire life" said rikimaru smiling.
"Oh so you weren't TRUELY happy when you married me and had sex with me which is the reason why these
two angels are here in my arms feeding on my tits" ayame said in a smart ass tone of voice.
ayame: I heard that Snake
rikimaru: ayame leave it alone
ayame: no Riki i'm not gonna put up with Snakes shit
Snake: oh well sorrry for a short chapter people I have to run
ayame: come back here bitch!!!
rikimaru: run Snake run!!!!
snake: SHUT UP RIKIMARU YOUR NOT HELPING
-end of chapter