I do not own Futurama of any of its characters
"Good news everybody" said the professor as he walked into the room. "Let me guess another delivery" said Leila. "No, not this time", he replied, "Actually I just bought a new brand of chips called Clonites". "Each chip is exact replica of a real chip that is inside the bag and the nice cashier man told me the person who eats the real chip will get a surprise in the most horrific way." "Oh let me have one", they all replied.
They finished off the bag and everyone was wondering who got the real chip.
"What the hell is the surprise", Bender stated, "I don't see some new ship sitting around here do you." "I mean even a life time supply of beer would be good."
"O' that's the beauty of it", the professor said, "You will have to experience something horrible." "I know what I want", Fry thought to himself, "I would go through anything just for Leila to love me like I love her"
They all went to bed. Fry went mumbling about the fake prize. "Dirty, rotten salesman, cheap clone chips, what has the world come to theses days", Fry said as he stared at the ceiling. He eventually fell asleep after cursing more about the chips. With his last thought being, "Oh well, I don't believe in this crap anyways".
He drifted off into a dream. He was running around in a patch of daises. Then he saw a picnic set up by a river. He sat down on the blanket set up. He opened the basket and all there was were those dreadful "Clonites". He shivered just thinking off eating another, but of course in the end his man genes kicked in and he didn't give a shit anymore.
He laid down and was about to enjoy a nap. When all the sudden he heard a noise, he sat up to look around. He was astonished by what he saw it was Leila running towards him. Not only that she was nude and from the looks of it horny as hell. He was too by now. They started to fuck and roll around . In the passion of the sex he had figured it all out. Eating the chip was the horrible part and now his wish had came true.
Eventually they finished. She wiped the cum from her mouth. Fry pissed in the lake and they went to sleep. Fry's last vision was off Leila's right breast.