Scary Crazy Randomness-Part 1!

By

Kasaki and Marty

(Rulers of the Planet Earth and the Masters of Woot)

Marty:

Time for Scary Crazy Randomness! Woot.

Kasaki:

It is our best work ever. And I love the Woot.

Kyo:

What the hell is the matter with you two? Are you high or something?

Kasaki:

She is.

(Points at Marty who is running around in circles screaming: "MARTY HAD A LITTLE LAMB! BECAUSE THE LAMB WAS A FUCKING BITCH NAMED HIROOOOOOOOO!")

Kasaki:

I'm just totally fine and sane. I do this because I can. Oh, and by the way, don't try to understand my geniuses. You'd get lost.

Kyo:

Hiro:

Excuse me? What did you just say? (appears suddenly and randomly)

Tohru:

Hi, everybody! (waves all cute-like as she appears randomly) Um, is Marty okay? She is being scary.

Haru (appears suddenly and randomly):

Yes, she is just busy at the moment. So, Kasaki, what kind of scary crazy randomness are we going to receive today?

Kasaki:
Let's just watch Marty do what she does best.

Everybody (suddenly appears randomly):

Okay.

(Popcorn randomly appears also. Everyone takes a seat and watches the show. Somehow Kasaki manages to get a hold of the only thing that makes her high: Marty's Magic Potion #3: QuickBoost Highness)

Marty:

What is the matter with you all? Did you all get into QuickBoost Highness? It's clouding your vision so it seems like I'm the high one here.

Haru:

No.

Marty:
Huh, so Haru didn't at least. I'm tired. Staying up until 1 AM playing video games isn't such a good idea . . . (Suddenly falls asleep)

Akito:

Shit, it was just getting good. (Even Akito is doing it. Don't do drugs . . .)

Haru:

She's cute when she sleeps.

Kyo:

SHE'S NOT ASLEEP, SHE'S BLITZED OUT OF HER MIND!!!!! (And Kyo)

Haru:

Don't do drugs. (He joins Marty in her nap. And so does Momiji)

Tohru:
(Runs out of room and comes back carrying blankets.) I wouldn't want them to get cold!
Rin (veeeery quietly):

It's 87 degrees F outside. They're not gonna catch a cold.

Kasaki:

I want to catch a cloud.

Yuki:
That was random.

Kakeru:
I think that's the point.

Yuki:
Where did you materialize from?

Kasaki:
Let's go. (Drags Yuki and Kakeru out of the room.) We're going cloud hunting.

Kakeru:
YAAAAAAAAAY! I get to go cloud hunting with my Yun-Yun!

Kimi (suddenly appears randomly):

Kimi wants to go, too!

Yuki:
HEEEEEEELP MEEEEEE! (thinks) Well, it can't get any worse, can it?

Ayame:
I AM HERE TO GO CLOUD HUNTING WITH MY LOVELY, MOST DEAREST BROTHER, YUN-YUN!!!!!!

Kasaki:

Clouds clouds clouds. (sings) I love clouds, I love clouds, let's go catch some clouds today!!!!!!!!!!

Yuki:
I stand corrected.

(The cloud hunting party heads outside. Suddenly the sky clouds over ((randomly)) and a thunderstorm starts.)

Kasaki:
YAY, LOTS OF CLOUDS!!!!!!!!

(For some suddenly random reason Marty and Haru wake up and go over to the window to watch the cloud hunting party. They are holding one another affectionately. Suddenly a huge bolt of lightning comes and shocks the cloud hunters and kills all of them except Kasaki.)

Kyo:
Why'd they all die except Kasaki?

Marty:

(her blue eyes turn a deep, magical purple. A matching aura surrounds her.)

Haru:

Obviously she used her magic to protect Kasaki.

Kyo:
Oh.
(Suddenly ((and very randomly)) pulls out a net. The thunderclouds magically disappears. Kasaki screams.)

Kasaki:

COME BACK, CLOUDS!

(She jumps into the sky in a Superman pose, waving her net. She flies off until she is a tiny dot and then disappears along with the clouds)

Kasaki:

TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!

Marty (aura goes away):

Oh well. She'll be back when she gets hungry. Hey, Haru, let's go make out somewhere.

Haru:

Okay. (They disappear.)

Rin:

Shit. Oh well. (She disappears)

Akito:

I'm bored. Let's go find someone to torture, okay, Kureno.

Kureno:

Um . . . okay. (They disappear)

Tohru:

Oh! I have dishes to wash! (She disappears)

Kisa:
All those dead bodies are scary. Let's go home, Hiro.

Hiro:

Okay. (They disappear)

(Kyo is left alone in the room with a sleeping Momiji. He looks over.)

Kyo:

RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

AFTERTHOUGHT:

Will Kasaki ever catch her cloud? What are they going to do with all those dead bodies? And is this the beginning of a beautiful relationship between Marty and Haru? Stay tuned to find out.