NARUTO THE #1 HYPERACTIVE KNUCKLEHEAD…FARMER?
This is my first story and is not very long so please be kind. The other chapters are going to be much longer and will most likely be in a different writing style. All in all, this chapter is just the prologue that im trying to get out of the way.
"That boy never listens." Amari sighed as she began to clean her messy son's room. She had asked him[more like told] to clean his room over a month ago. Surprisingly, Amari found an milk carton that was undoubtedly spoiled. "Well that explained the diarrhea that he had last week" Amari thought to herself. While continuing to clean the room, she stumbled across a small book lying under the bed. She picked it up and began to look at its title. Amari's eyes widened when she realized what the book was. "Why does he have this!" Amari yelled. As if by fate, her son walked in the house, having just finished all of his chores around the farm. He couldn't have come at a worse time. "Naruto, what the hell is this!" Amari yelled, clearly pissed. Naruto scratched his head and smiled, but it wasn't going to get him out of this one. "I thought I told you that I don't want you to get involved with them" Amari yelled, holding up the book entitled "The skills of Konoha shinobi". "I know, but its still where I was born. I cant just forget that." Naruto said back. "Those fucking villagers hate you. Just because of some fucking incident that had nothing to do with you, they all shunned you and treated you like some damned demon!" Naruto was speechless. She was right. They did hate him. Naruto suddenly remembered the villagers and how they would either ignore him, yell at him, or attack him. Naruto was only 5 and didn't understand why they did these things. Even their children began to treat him badly. Naruto felt as if everything was against him. Even in the orphanage, the place Naruto called home, he was mistreated. On some days the orphanage owner would "forget" to feed Naruto or would punish him for no reason at all. Naruto kept thinking to himself that everything would change when he got adopted, but eventually it occurred to him that no one wanted to adopt him…..or maybe he was wrong. One day, the orphanage owner, Reimaru, told Naruto that he was leaving. "Alright you little brat, pack all your things, someone is here to get you." Naruto's eyes shot open. He was finally getting adopted. He couldn't believe that it was finally happening. He quickly packed up all his things(which wasn't much) and made his way to the bottom floor. He couldn't help but wonder to himself:Was it a married couple that had choose him, were they great people, were they rich? He didn't know but figured he'd find out soon. On his way to the front where Reimaru was waiting, Naruto passed by a young woman who was observing a few children in front of her, clearly there to adopt one of them. Naruto didn't stay around to see who she picked, he was more interested with who was adopting him. He finally got to where Reimaru was standing, only to realize that he was standing there by himself and by the orphanage exit. "Time to go kid." Naruto looked around to find the wonderful people who were to adopt him but saw no one else in the room. "Where are the people adopting me?" Naruto said. "You're not being adopted, but you are getting out of here!" Reimaru said. Naruto couldn't believe it. He felt like his heart had been torn from his chest and stepped on. He stood there in silence. Reimaru was clearly getting angry by the fact that he was still standing there and not gone yet. Just as Reimaru prepared to say something, a young woman entered the room. The same woman that Naruto had passed by. "Im sorry mr Reimaru, but I couldn't choose from those…huh, there is another child. I thought you said that was all of them." said the woman. "This one is about leave" Reimaru said, looking angrily at Naruto. The young woman walked over to Naruto. He was crying. "Whats wrong sweetie?" she asked. "No one will adopt me." He said as he started to cry harder. The young woman looked at Naruto, then at Reimaru. Neither of them could have expected what happened next.. "I'll take him!" she said rather loudly. Reimaru's jaw dropped. "You want HIM" he asked slowly. He only received a assuring nod as a response. Naruto for the second time today was shocked shitless. He stared at the woman in front of him as she began signing the papers in front of her. After she was done, she turned to Naruto and smiled. "Whats your name?" she asked. "Na-naru…naruto." He said. She smiled again. "Im Amari."
Well, there it is. Like I said, this chapter is quite short and is just an introduction. However, reviews will be appreciated. In the next chapter, Naruto will meet someone that will turn his peaceful farming life upside down.