Tifa's Travels For An Abortion
It was five months since Tifa fell in love with a chocobo named Ted and let it shoot inside her. Tifa had discovered that she was pregnant with Ted's child and went on a quest to get a abortion since she didn't want any freak babies of any sort.
Tifa walked to Wall Market's materia shop, looking to see if there was one of those Abort spells. She talked to the guy at the counter as he was reading porn. ''Hey can I have one Abort materia?'' she asked sweetly. The guy said ''Yes but it will cost 1000G.''. Tifa sighed as she said ''I don't have that kind of money!''. The guy said while staring at her tits, ''Maybe we can arrange something.''. The guy ripped off Tifa's top exposing her large milk factory, he then sucked on it which shot milk out. Tifa moaned as she jammed her finger in her baby maker as her boobs gave out milk.
This went on for 3 hours. When they were done the whole shop was painted white in milk and special stuff. When Tifa asked for her materia the guy said he didn't actually have any and just wanted to see what Tifa's milk tasted like. Tifa kicked the guy in the groin hard and walked away somewhere else.
Tifa then walked to the hospital where she asked for a abortion. The receptionist said no, as abortion was declared illegal by the government of Reeve. Tifa called shenanigans and left. Desperate to get her baby's brains scrambled.
Just when it seemed like things were hopeless, Sephiroth walked by after having come back to life again. Tifa told Sephy her problem and Sephy gained a plan. Sephy jammed his sword inside Tifa's special place ripping out out her baby. Sephy walked out to make his dinner from the baby as Tifa cheered that she didn't have to have a freak baby.
Tifa was later gang raped by a bunch of Marlboros getting her pregnant again. Tifa couldn't find Sephy in time so she died giving birth to her freak baby which made her dump her butt stuff all over the floor. Tifa's baby became the president of Midgar.
The End.