Just so y'all know, I do not own any of the Teen Titans characters, places, actions, things, etc. There may be a few aspects that are indeed mine, but only a few.

Chapter 1: The Sniffles

In the kitchen, Starfire was trying to suppress a sneeze. She knew that if the rest of the team knew about her cold, they would not allow her to go to the mall of shopping with them. So she suppressed.

"Starfire, could you come here for a second?" Robin asked. Starfire nodded, fearing that any spoken word would trigger a sneeze, and she did not want a sneeze. Starfire walked over to Robin's special armchair. He had just bought it a few days ago, claiming that he "didn't want to disturb BB and Cyborg on the couch."

When Starfire reached his chair Robin asked, "Starfire, you've been acting kind of strange this morning."

Oh no.

"Strange? How am I being…" Starfire stopped when she felt the tickle in her nose. She tried to stop it, but couldn't. "Ah… Ah…"

Robin realized what was happening, and soon yelled, "Titans! Take cover!" Everyone but Raven, who had earplugs in so she wouldn't have to hear Cyborg and Beast Boy playing video games, ducked behind the nearest piece of furniture. Raven, who was leaned against the back of the couch, was open to the sneeze.

"Atchooo!" Starfire sneezed, sending large amounts of alien snot flying across the room. It coated everything in the room except the three boys. Raven, however, was not saved from the blast. The book Raven was reading was coated in mucus, and Raven's robe was not any better. Worst of all, though, all of Raven's face was covered in the goo. Raven slowly wiped the snot off of her face, and gave Starfire a glare to top all glares, a glare that would stop Chuck Norris in his tracks. Starfire shrunk back, looking at the floor.

"Why do I have to be the one to stay with her?" Raven groaned. Starfire agreed. She didn't want Raven here any more than raven did.

"Because you are the most responsible of any of us," Robin replied. "You will most likely remember to make Tamaranian soup, and know how to make Tamaranian soup. So you stay."

Raven looked to the ground in defeat. His logic was sound, and Raven knew that it couldn't be any other way. "Take care," Robin called as he went out the door. Raven turned around to face Starfire.

"Do not disturb me," Raven warned. She then stalked to her room, where she entered and locked the door. Realizing that she wasn't coming back, Starfire lied on the couch and brought a blanket overtop of her. She then turned on the television, turned down the volume, and changed the channel to the cooking channel.