The clock had just chimed midnight and not a soul could be seen, bar two redheads who pranced across the cold stone on the fifth floor corridor. One clutched a piece of parchment in his hand. There seemed to be words written on the parchment paper and the odd pair of labelled foot prints, that danced across the page. Fred Weasley glanced up at his twin brother, and partner in crime, with a devious grin as his eyes zeroed in on a pair of footprints with the name 'Severus Snape' hovering above them.
The twins made their way through various secret passageways on their way to the dungeons, so as not to be seen by any portraits or lingering professors. Then again, any possibility of bumping into a professor was limited thanks to their secret weapon, the Marauders Map, which they had found in their first year at Hogwarts when in detention with Filch.
Once they had reached the dungeons, they headed down the hallway and over to a portion of a wall that stood out starkly in contrast to the rest of the wall which was adorned with various paintings and portraits. In short, the wall stuck out like a sore thumb due to its strange absence of paintings. The twins let out a breath they didn't know they were holding. They didn't care if they were caught out of bed after hours and in the dungeons nonetheless, no, they just wanted to carry out their plan before they were caught. They had no reason to worry however as all the portraits were asleep, either snoring, or dozing peacefully. The blank portion of the wall was in a rectangular, arch shape, the size and width of a door. Both twins rolled their eyes in unison. They might as well of put up a flashing neon sign saying 'This way to Snape's quarters'.
George glanced at the Marauders Map and a little speech bubble appeared above a little image depicting a door. In the bubble, an inscription appeared reading 'Glittering fairy princess'. ''Glittering fairy princess?'' George cried out in surprise and confusion. There were a few, successive, quiet little clicks before a door shape became outlined and swung inwards. The two Weasley's poked their heads around the door and, once they had seen it was clear, they crept into a dark and dreary little room, a Dungbomb gripped carefully in each of their hands. They heard music coming from an adjoining room and they curiously ventured towards another arched door, which was cracked open slightly so that candle light shone out. As they got closer, the twins heard a dark, out of tune, but strangely melodic voice singing, ''I'm too sexy for my boots, too sexy oh it hurts.'' The twins looked at each other with a frown of confusion before passing inside the room and hiding at the back. What they saw would forever stay with and scar them for the rest of their days, for in front of them stood the potions professor, widely known as the grumpy dungeon bat. He was wearing high thigh, black leather healed boots with golden studs travelling up the back of them. His greasy hair fell to his shoulders and swung side to side as he flicked his greasy mop about and strutted in front of a full body length mirror. He wore deep blue mini shorts, a black crop top and leather jacket which showed the death like pallor of his skin. The twins leapt up and screamed in horror whilst covering their eyes, dropping the Dungbombs in their haste. Snape's head whipped around fast enough to cause whiplash as he turned to face the twins and he let out a high pitched, girly shriek as the twins ran screaming back to Gryffindor tower, waking up the entirety of the castle as they went.