Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or anybody else in the Potterverse. I don't own the concept of VSDs either, as it belongs to the great Cassie Claire.
Takes place during the beginning of OotP. Dates a bit messed up because I can't find my copy of OotP, but I believe most of it is accurate. It'll be written in small installments so I'll fix it up the dates when I get the time.
The Very Secret Diary of Harry Potter.
Day One:
Am still stuck at evil aunt and uncles house. Have been wondering why dear friends have been writing so little. Must remember to shout the next time we meet. Am v. disappointed in comrades.
Day Two (Before Sunset):
Took refuge in flower beds in the afternoon. Had hoped said flowers would start talking and I'd have some entertainment. Woe is me. Day ended by lugging huge, smelly cousin around and being attacked by Dementors. Note to self: ladies enthralled with cats are squibs. Must remember that.
Day Two (continued):
Huge, smelly uncle insisted on my leaving the house. Woe! Woe! Woe! Tried running away earlier, but mail arrived and was v. excited. Was almost expelled. Must thank Dumbledore whenever time is at hand. Skeletal aunt insisted on my stay after a howler arrived. Won't tell me who it was from. Woe indeed!
Day Three (Night):
Skeletal aunt and huge smelly uncle and cousin trolloped off for the night, leaving me free to runaway on a broomstick. Lovely pink haired woman was admiring said broomstick. Has v. good taste. Made true on pledge to SHOUT at friends. Have made Hermione cry. Bad me. Have met up with innocent-yet-still-convicted godfather. Has evil mother. Must vandalise portrait whilst Hermione sleeps. Godfather will be proud. Have finally found out what evil, mass-murdering, yet strangely anime-like villain has plotted. Yawn.
Day Four:
Have spent better part of day being attacked by pixies with teeth. Doxy's they say. Bloody antagonists. Have discovered blood link between godfather and evil archnemisis. Now know why Malfoy acts so shady. Have obviously discovered Malfoy's plan - to capture himself in a portrait and torment the world for ages after. Have yet to deface portrait of godfather's mother.