A/n : - After I read Sasha by KenoshaChick, my dislike towards Edward and Bella grew somewhat (as right from the start of reading Twilight, I didn't like either of them, and that was last October/November), and so I decided to give into my anger with them, and simply right a fan fiction where they are eliminated, and hence how this story was born.

-If you don't want to read about Bella and Edward being killed, then I suggest you simply just don't read this fan fiction, and leave 'hateful messages' in reviews, but if you're interested and still don't want to read about them dying, then skip bits and you'll be fine.

-Reviewing makes me very happy, so if you scroll to the bottom, and click that significant button and type in a few words, then I'll be over the Moon - I'm serious; they can be any freaking words you like. Doesn't have to even be relevant to the story.

Thanks for letting me waste your time

*GeorgigeDude*

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Bella POV

It was a wonderous February morning, and I could feel the light breeze floating through the open window in my room. Although I no longer needed to sleep, I was still lying on our bed, with Edward next to me, and we were staring into each other's eyes. I was perfectly content with the situation, and had no desire to end it at any point in my life. I had completely forgotten about the rest of the World while we were lying on our bed, and had forgotten that we had a whole family living inside of the house we were currently in, and also a new daughter. Daughter. That seemed like such an alien term to me – I never imagined that I would have a daughter, never mind when I was nineteen. Then again, I always thought that I'd grow up to be a woman, not stay at a nineteen year old vampire for the rest of my life. Odd.

"Mum, dad, get up! It's my first day of school!" We didn't really think that sending our daughter to school would be the best of ideas, considering her ridiculous growing rate, but we thought that it would be funny to watch the confused looks on parents as every time they saw her, she looked considerably older. "More to the point, if you don't get up, then I'll start bouncing on the bed." My daughter. That's the only description you could give her, given that she was nearly as stubborn as I was, and as Jacob put it, nearly as charming. I thoroughly disagreed with charming, but then Edward argued that he would not have married me if it were not for my charm. I then slapped him, and his arm very nearly fell off. It was quite an argument.

"Okay, okay. We're up." Edward said, mocking a yawn, which made our daughter giggle.

"Is Jacob coming with us?" I asked. Jacob had been there for just about every important event in our daughter's growing up, and it would surprise me if he was not there to celebrate her first day of school with us. It wouldn't be too soon before her last day of school came around either, but obviously we didn't say that too loudly, in case some of the parents thought we were on the mental side. No doubt we were, but what can you do?

"No, he's not coming. He's out patrolling with his friends today." Renesmee replied. It scared me to hear how grown up she was beginning to sound.

Nessie was going to be attending Rushcliffe elementary school, and so we therefore had bought her the appropriate uniform. Well, I mean Alice went out and bought her almost the entire of the girl's children section of Asda, because the school was non-uniform, like everywhere else. They did, however, have one rule regarding uniform. "Every child must have some manor of stupid hat on their person when they attend school, in order to keep up appearances." To say that it wasn't a daft rule was a lie, but it would make her schooling experience all the more fun – since she would only be there for about a year and a half.

When we got to her school, I wasn't surprised to see there were a lot of children floating around outside the school, and nervous looking parents with them. However, Edward, Nessie and I walked into the school, asked where the new children were meant to go, and we headed there. The people we asked were somewhat surprised at our ease, but little did they know that there'd be more weird behaviour coming from us in the next year. We are vampires, after all. "Okay. You can go now. See you later – bye!" Our daughter then skipped away at a natural human pace, and then turned around and smiled before she turned back around, and entered her new classroom.

"Would it sound ridiculous if I said 'Ahh, our daughter's growing up?" Edward asked. I looked over to Edward, and was yet again, stunned and taken breathless. Since the first day I met him, he had never failed to dazzle me, even though I was now a vampire. I guess that you could say he was 'talented' in many ways, both holy and unholy.

"It would sound ridiculous, but I wouldn't discredit you for it. Even Jacob is struggling to contend with her increasing age." I replied, and smiled at him. I always like to think that I in turn dazzle Edward, but I could never back that up with proof. He always seemed to be in control of himself when he saw me, but who knew? He was amazing at hiding his emotions.

"I very much doubt that he'll struggle for that long. After all, in a few short years she'll be a teenager, and God knows what'll happen after the teenage hormones kick in for those two. We'd best keep an eye out when that time comes." Edward laughed, and then looked slightly sad. Seeing his daughter grow up that quickly can't be easy for him, and I knew exactly what he felt. All the same, I laughed and then we went back to our home.

We both agreed that while Nessie was at school, we would spend most of the time with the rest of our family, because they always provided entertainment. It always amused me to see Emmett's face when he challenged me to an arm wrestle, because I still hadn't lost all of my new born strength. I had not lost one of these arm wrestling matches since I was 'born', and the ever growing frustration emanating from Emmett was wonderful. What was unusual though, was that we were not greeted as soon as we came in – we always were when entering the Cullen household, and it was strange that we were not today. This probably meant that something was wrong.

We walked into the living room, and saw everyone gathered on the sofas. They were all staring at Alice, who was wearing one of her blank or vacant looks, which meant; vision. "What is it?"Edward asked, immediately seeing Alice's look.

"Alice had a vision." Thanks Jasper. We couldn't already guess that on our own.

"Thanks, genius. What's the vision about?" I asked. Trying to get answers from this family sometimes was like trying to get blood from a stone.

"Well, she saw you and Edward picking Nessie up from school, and then she saw Edward and Nessie coming back from school, without you." Jasper replied. Okay...I thought. Either something happens to me, or I just disappear. To be honest, I didn't think that anything could happen to me – I am a vampire, after all. "She then saw a herd of elephants, a random dude, and a chainsaw. Don't suppose that any of that seems relevant to you, does it?" Jasper added. Damn right none of that seems relevant to me, I thought again.

For the rest of that day, I was bewildered. Elephants, random dude, chainsaw. I could think of three possibilities: one, the random dude was harassing the elephants with the chainsaw. Two, the elephants were harassing the dude with the chainsaw. Three, the chainsaw was threatening the dude, whilst riding on the elephants. But, let's be honest, what sense does that make?

Later that day, we went to pick up our daughter from her first day of school, and weren't surprised to find her extremely bouncy and happy. By this point, I was morbidly curious as to what Alice's vision meant, and that I would find out very soon.

It all passed and, frustratingly, very uneventfully. We picked her up, brought her home, and listened to what she said about it, and then listened again as she told Jacob. Again, all of this passed uneventfully, and I was beginning to feel relaxed again.

The next day started off the same as the day before had. Renesmee got up, had some food, got dressed, jumped on our bed constantly until we made an effort to move, and then we dropped her off at school. Only did it occur to me that Edward and I were wearing the same clothes as we were in Alice's vision. This then made me feel stupidly nervous – I should have had nothing to worry about. As the day passed, Edward noticed how tense I had become, and 'confronted' me. "Bella, love, what's wrong?" he asked, in his musical voice.

"Alice's vision. We're wearing the same clothes as we were in her vision, and I have a bad feeling that something is going to happen. And no, I don't know what." I replied. He saw the look on my face, and was clearly amused. This would have been one of those blush moments.

"What are we going to do with you Bella? Had you forgotten that you are a fully fledged vampire now, and that you are stronger than the rest of us, and that also, I would protect you from any random dudes riding elephants with chainsaws?" He asked again. He was clearly getting enjoyment out of this, much to my annoyance. In response, I sighed and went and sat on his lap. He then put his arms around me, and we stayed holding each like that for nearly the whole day. The time then came when we had to go and pick Nessie up, so we hopped into his Volvo, and obviously, sped off.

We arrived about ten minutes early, due to Edward's insane driving, and so we got out and walked around for a bit. There was, all of a sudden, a massive BOOM!, and a slight earth tremor. Then, there were some trumpeting noises, and we saw a herd of elephants come running down the road. At this point, there were people coming out of their houses, curious as to what the hell was going on, and then stood, shocked, as to what they could see. Edward and I could obviously not be hurt by the elephants, but, just to act human, we started to run away. I then remembered that I had left the keys and my phone in the car, and so I ran back, to get them out. The foot falls of the elephants sounded like they were getting closer, and it was then that one of the elephants actually trod on the car, and started to walk on top of it. I was sat there, frozen, and couldn't move. It was then that out of the corner of my eye, I could see the guy from Alice's vision, but he was smoking. I just saw him drop his cigarette before I turned back again, and saw the elephant's foot come closer, and...