This is a drabble I wrote when I got bored so I'm gonna skip my usual yet funny intro's.
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By: Conan 4 ever
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Edward POV
I walked inside the door to the cottage, where my loving wife and daughter waited. I could smell the dog inside before I opened the door, let alone the mile away I was when I first could smell him in my home. When I opened the door I saw Jacob and Renesme sitting at the kitchen table, … making... necklaces. I didn't have time to think before I burst out laughing. Renesme turned her head at breakneck speed and gave me a death glare. "Daddy, what is so funny?" she pressured.
"Jacob... Pwwww... is making... necklaces!" he gasped between laughs.
"SHUP UP! Shes too young to use scissors." he replied slinking in his chair.
"Oh sure." I said amused.
"Edward," Bella walked in "Don't laugh at Jake I suggested it all, then he fought she was to young to use scissors. He's matured." she walked over to him and ruffled his hair like a kid.
"Thanks." he grumbled "Because that wasn't mature." he added
"No wolfie, that was mature, You got a good pat on the head too. Maybe Renesme will scratch you behind your ears." I said smiling deviously.
"Oh now its on, Zombie!" he said back.
"WAIT!" Renesme screamed "Lets settle this my way." she said.
"Your way?" we both replied.
20 minutes later (Bella POV)
"Make me the prettiest necklace winner... wins!" Renesme said giggling. And then with sudden fury Edward and Jacob began to grasp at beads all over the table.
"Ok I take that back, your both immature!" I said aloud as they snarled at each other over a pendant. "Dear God!" she said "come on Renesme we're gonna go visit Alice!" she said taking Renesme's hand as she joyfully squealed "ALICE!"
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Thanks for reading my one-shot, it was gonna be funnier but I changed it some. If your wondering...
Q: Did Bella run away at the end?
A: No she walked through the forest to the Cullen house where the others still live, she really was gonna go see Alice.
Q: Who won, Who won, Who won?
A: Easy, neither! Their men! And that was the easy description!
Q: Why did Jake call Edward a zombie? Its the wrong book!
A: Well he is the living dead right? So he was just saying he was stupid because zombies can't think, duh!
Q: Why did they actually compete in the contest at the end?
A: no it was not for Renesme. Their king of like Kyo, and Yuki from fruits basket, they really want to beat each other!
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