SUMMERY nuruto smokes weed and meets pepe is 0n a qust to become cringe godkingssj 420691337

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(This is boring so I'll skip to the maymays)

Narutoast burst into his rundown apartment, who he shared with his senpai: Shrek.

"Holy shit!" Naru shout3d, getting the big green bastaerd's attention. "Grandmaster gave me some good fuking tea leaves."

Shrek turned from his raep corner to face the boi. "Wut do yah meen, donkeh?" he said in his Scottish-Ogre accent.

"The senile bastard actually gave me some of his private stash." Naruto pulled out a smol tea box from his ass and presented it 2 Shrek. He opened it, and inside was a big fokin chunk of 420 blaezit.

Shrek's eyes lit up liek the forth of July Cuz BB ur a fierwurk. "HOOLEE SHITE!" Shrek screamed, popping an onion boner at the sight of the dank.

"Let's go tell Papa Franku!9/11!" Narutato said. He turnt around and ran oout of teh door, across the hall and into Big Daddy Framk's crib. Shrek came behind him (and in him-Eyuk-Eyuk-Eyuk)

Using all the power is his fap hand, Nartard rapidly pounded on the golden-plated door. Sounds of what seemed to be shuffling, screaming and rape screeches were heaerd shortly after. The door was opened and behind it was their HIV positive freind, Pink Guy.

"Caaaaaan somboody Gimme dah pu55y, bose?" Pink Guy answered. His face lit up upon seeing the star-spangled ninja and his frined, Shrek.

"Pink Gehy!" Shrek yelled, still Irish, "Let us dah fook in! We nehd to spek to Papa Frenku-Senpai!"

"Ehy boss," Pinky-Poo replied, moving out of the way. Naruto and Shrek stormed in. Naruto slipped on one of the mentaly retarded Lemon-man's lemons. The boy yipped as he saur thru the air, letting go of the dank kush. Shrek was quick to leap into harms's way, snattching the grass brick b4 it fell into the abyss of nothing.

But with every good thing, something bad happens. Shrek may have caught the Marley Mash, but he had fell into the abyss of nothing. He clung onto the ledge. Naruto had gotten up from the citrus mess and slide over to grab SHrek's large hands.

"Narty, me boi," Shrek stammered, "Taek deh weed! I can't hold on much longer!" With his free hand, Shrek tossed Grandmaster Yoda's medication out of the pit, and onto the safe floor.

Naruto stared into the Ogre's eyes. "Im not leaving you to die," Naruto whispered.

"Dunkey," Shrek struggled to let out, "Go, nao." With his free hand, Shrek caressed Naruto's cheek, which had been soaked with tears.

"It's all ogre now," Shrek said before falling into the infinite abyss of nothing.

Naruto cried out of his ass a bit before getting up and reacquiring his brick of bad trip.

There was no time to grieve about his lover's death. Narude Sandstorm pressed on, searching th elarge crack house for Frank.

END CHAPTER JUAN