Ok, so I got bored and had writers block about another story, so I decided to recruit my friend to kidnap max and I kidnapped Nudge and Angel, so we wrote about it.
Disclaimer: I do not own maximum ride… or this idea….
Ummmm, this is right after I kidnapped them. They didn't seem to care much….
Angel: So where are we going, Lily?
Nudge: Yeah, we really wanna know. Also, is there a computer there? Could we talk to the rest of the flock through E-mail?
Me: Uhhh, sure I guess. I mean, they did get kidnapped too. So I guess.
Nudge: Oh, cool. Would we get to go to school with you? What's your school like? Oh, wait- it's summer isn't it? If it is, that means the new summer lines are all out. We HAVE to go to the mall. We have to go to Abercrombie, Hollister, Aeropostale….
Me: Nudge, I hate those stores.
Nudge: How can you hate those stores?! They rock! Oh, we also have to go to Deliah's, Forever 21, Amuze, and Urban outfitters. And the book store! Angel loves to read.
Me: Nudge I've been with you for not even five minutes and your already giving me a headache.
Angel: I think it's a power she has. And why are you writing all this down?
Me: It makes for a good fanfiction.
Angel: Oh. Well Ok.
Total: When can we get out of the car?
Me: When we get there.
Total: What kinds of dog things are there for me to do?
Me: I don't know, take a bath? Take a walk? Sleep? That's all my dogs do!
Total: There has to be something else for me to do!
Me: Well, when you find it, tell me.
Angel: How much longer?
Me: I don't know, an hour?
Total: Where is our luggage?!
Me: What? What are you talking about?
Total: Where are our bags?!
Me: Total, you just got KIDNAPPED! Why would you have LUGGAGE?!
Total: Because I have necessary thing I have to bring with me everywhere!
Me: What are you talking about? You don't bring anything along when your with the flock!
Total: Oh. Yeah. I forgot about that. I don't have luggage.
Me: -groans- Why would you think you have luggage? You're a DOG!
Total: Hmph. I prefer the term Canine-American thank you.
Me: Oh for God's sake, how does Max LIVE with this?!