Sweet Revenge
"B-but why?" Hinata was standing in front of her father, the infamous flint-skin of Konoha, Hyuuga Hiashi. The patriarch rolled his white eyes, a motion that was barely distinguishable due to his utter lack of pupils.
"Shall I let you in on a little secret, dear daughter?" he hissed, his voice coming out glacially cold, "An S-Class Village Secret?"
"W-what?"
"That…" he pointed vehemently at the orange-clad shinobi Hinata had been speaking with before his arrival, "Is a demon incarnate; Kyuubi no Kitsune in the flesh!"
Uzumaki Naruto's eyebrow rose a few inches into the air, but he said nothing. The Kyuubi was going berserk over being revealed, and was practically begging for Hiashi's blood.
A few of Hiashi's personal guards, as well as a few Hyuuga elders, nodded in assent and made several additions to Hiashi's revelation. "He will kill you, Hinata, we are looking out for your safety," said Hiashi after the elders had quieted down.
"Actually," Naruto spoke for the first time, "There is only one person in the world I'd really like to even hurt, let alone kill."
"Shut up, demon brat!" hissed Hiashi venomously, "You are worse than trash; how dare you even speak to me?"
"F-father, he's not…"
Hinata never finished her sentence. Hiashi's hand swung through the air, the back of his closed fist striking her in the jaw. With a small squeak, Hinata fell to the ground. For Naruto, however, this was the last straw. He calmly walked up to Hiashi.
"Hey, you! Yeah, what the hell gives you the right to hit Hinata-chan like that?"
"I'm her father, demon!" spat Hiashi, aiming a punch at Naruto's face. Much to his surprise, Naruto vanished in a puff of smoke as soon as his fist connected with the 'demon boy's' face.
"Where are you looking?"
Hiashi's eyes widened to comical proportions as he slowly swiveled his head to see the blonde shinobi crouched behind him.
"Sennen Goroshi! (One Thousand Years of Pain/Death)"
Hyuuga Hiashi, patriarch and head of the Hyuuga clan, let out a very feminine squeal as the jutsu connected with his hindquarters, launching him into the air and sending him face-first through the window of the Yamanaka Flower Shop. He landed upside down in a basket of daisies, his hands subconsciously clutching at his offended backside.
"Anyone else want some?" questioned Naruto, turning to face the Hyuuga Elders with his fingers still interlocked. Several of the elders yelped and took off running, tripping over the hems of their kimonos in their haste to avoid the shinobi that was chasing them; his hands still locked together.
Hinata, in the meantime, was still trying to debate whether or not to go after Naruto and cheer him on, or to go help her father. Her mind eventually came to the logical conclusion, and (blushing furiously) ran after Naruto.
"You're going to pay for those," said Yamanaka Ino cheerfully as she noticed Hiashi, still upside down, in the daisies. Hiashi merely moaned something incoherent.