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A/N: Well, me and my friends were talking about this on Facebook yesterday and I find it hilarious as well as manage to catch a plot bunny there. I hope my humor don't suck lol!

It was a peaceful day in the Vongola mansion.

The sky was blue and the birds were chirping happily, preaching on the branch outside the mansion.

The guardians were also in a fine mood too.

Yamamoto particularly, he kept humming as he sat down for breakfast.

For once, Gokudera decided to ignore the raven and ate his breakfast while playing with his phone.

Hibari entered the kitchen soon with Hibird on his shoulder. He sat down quietly and grabbed a loaf of bread from the basket in the middle of the dining table and nibbled silently.

Ryohei was outside, practicing with Reborn.

It was really a peaceful morning until a certain brunet came home from the grocery with Kyoko.

"Guys! Look, I bought tuna," Tsuna chirped as he emptied the grocery bag. Kyoko had head back to her home and promised to come back later. "I thought you guys might like it."

He took out four cans of tuna and placed it on the kitchen table.

"How do you guys like to eat the tuna?" he asked innocently.

Hibari glanced up, almost too quickly.

"I want my tuna with some mayonnaise. The tuna must be spread well on the bread, herbivore." he said, staring at the brunet.

Gokudera, catching up with what Hibari said, interrupted hastily.

"Jyuudaime! I want my tuna to be heated up and the rolled in a lettuce!"

Tsuna was startled at the sudden requests.

"Ah um...okay-"

"I want my tuna to be added with some chili and served with some thousand island. The taste must be heavenly." Reborn appeared at the door, smirking.

"Ah! Then I would like my tuna raw please!" Yamamoto put up his right hand. "Um...on a bread."

"Baseball freak you sure is daring huh," Gokudera glared at him.

The raven looked away, pretending not to hear him.

"Um...Ryohei-nii...so how would you like your tuna?" the brunet asked, not knowing anything. He'd assume them with weird appetites.

Ryohei seemed to be silent.

Then he said, "Anyway! I like tuna anyway it's cooked! But I would prefer some tomato sauce and on a sandwich bread to the extreme!"

"Dream on, grass head!"

"And you too, turf top! Who the hell heats up tuna to the extreme?!"

"Quiet, herbivores. I still hadn't finish my order." Hibari glared at both of them before turning his attention back to Tsuna. "I want the mayonnaise to be more, and I would love some onions too. Pink, I hope they are."

"PERVERT!" Gokudera yelled.

"Haha, I want mine raw and on a bread, and please add some mustard! I like to see them oozing from the sides of the bread when I squeeze them!"

"FUCK YOU YAMAMOTO!"

"Pipe down, Gokudera." Reborn snapped, but at the same time amused. "I would love some salt in mine. I can't wait to see the salt melting in the thousand island..."

Tsuna was frantically writing down the orders on his palm. Then he looked up and saw that everyone was looking at him. They looked hungry too.

"What?"

For the next two days, Tsuna locked himself in his room.

He wouldn't have known the innuendos if Kyoko didn't come over and told him.

Kyoko was surprised at first but then she laughed, hard.

Then she explained to Tsuna which made the brunet to blush bright red.

Perverted guardians, he had called them.

Just before Tsuna walked away, Kyoko had said, "If it was me, I'd really like my tuna spread on a bread, mixed with mayonnaise and thousand island, then with pink onions that will make those who eat tear at the fantastic sandwich...ah, like Yamamoto-kun said, I also like the mustard leaking out from the sides of the bread!"

And Tsuna decided that they were all perverted.