South Park Live and Let Die
Description: This story is set when the boys of South Park are in there senior year, A time for fun and party's right, well to bad for the boys there lives wont be so fun and happy. This story is more serious then the show but still has comedy and while the boys are more grown up now they still have some of that charm we love and know. Kyle is still best friends with Stan and still fills he has to look after his younger brother Ike who is in 9th grade who was smart enough to skip 8th. Kyle still hates Cartman. Cartman still bashes Kyle case he is a Jew and while he has learned some respect for others he still is very rude and makes wrong choices from time to time and does not fill sorry for what he has done. Stan is still in love and dating Wendy. Kenny still is a poor kid with an orange parka only you can see his face now so he is not hard to hear when he speaks. And Butters is still to kind and dumb for his own good but has earned everybody's trust and is a part of the group and is real good friends with Cartman now who is the only person Cartman trust. And they all dress pretty much the same as they did in 4th grade. This story is free of slash and gay couples i do support some but not in this story. Now with that out of the way lets tell this story shall we.
the story wont get interesting tell chapter 2 this first Chapter is just to introduce the characters. It is very boring but i promise you this will have a lot of action latter on.
CHAPTER 1 THE BUS STOP AND THE FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL
Its the morning of the day and we find some very familiar faces at a very familiar bus stop.
"I said NO!" said a boy in a green hat.
"O come on Kyle for once in your life don't be a Jew." said a fat boy.
"For the last time Cartman I Said NO!" said Kyle in raged voice.
"Fine be that way, god dam Jews keeping all there money for them self. How about you dude want to lend me some money for your good pal." said Cartman.
" Dammit Cartman why did you not bring your own money for lunch." said a boy in a hat that had a red puff ball on it.
"You know as well as i do Stan that i bought it on a new game, it was on sale how could i resist?" said Cartman.
"Simple by just saying no like i am doing with you. I am not giving you any money you need to learn to save it for other things" said Stan.
"O please if men did not make money to buy but to save why would we have things to buy it with. you might as well be a god dam Jew yourself." Cartman pointed in the other direction to talk to someone else. " I would ask you but I know your as poor as fuck and you eat out of the trash can enough you don't want to eat it at school."
"Shut the fuck up Cartman i am not that god dam poor" said a boy wearing an orange parka.
"Might as well be Kenny if all your family serves is toast for lunch." said Cartman. Kenny now with a mad expression and squeezing his fist stands there in anger.
"O shut up like you need more food any way fat ass." said Kyle.
Cartman then stands in front of all three boys ready to say something.
" NOW LOOK HEAR YOU WILL ALL RESPCET MY A..." but before he could finish his sentences he see a another boy coming his way and rushes over to him as quick as possible.
The boy stops to see Cartman rushing at him. "Gees Eric why the rush to see me, need something" said a boy with no hat but a puff of blond hair.
"Butters thank god your hear. Butters listen I have no money for food i tried asking the others guys so nicely to give me just a little tiny bit of money but they like to hog every thing for them self. but I know you my best friend will give me some money right Butters". said Cartman in a fake sad voice.
"Well gee Eric of corse I will give you money hears 5 bucks." Said Butters holding a 5 dollar bill.
How about 10 a man needs that meat" said Cartman in a greedy tone.
"OK 10 it is" said butters as he reached for his pocket and withdrew 10 dollars who he gave to Cartman.
"Dammit Butters your to kind you need to stand up for your self now and then" said Kyle.
"Well gee guys a person needs to eat I just could not let him miss lunch." said Butters.
"Belive me he needs to skip a few meals." said Stan
"Yea not just for his sake but all the poor people in China. Said Kenny
Then every one started laughing except for Cartman.
"HEY FUCK YOU GUYS don't listen to them Butter i got your back" said Cartman. There was a time when Cartman was just as cruel to Butters as he was to the other if not more so. But over the years he realized Butters was the only one who was kind to him and took the time to understand him even after all the cruel jokes to him and soon the two became best friends to where Butters is the only one Cartman does not make fun of. But still tricks him form time to time to help him out.
"Well now that thats out of the way lets get ready for school, remember where seniors now we are going to rule the school." Said Stan
Thats right where on top no grade is higher then us we have the power. Said Stan holding his fist up high in a proud stance.
You got that right we are taking over and partying like there is no tomorrow, think of all the food and drinks will get. Said Carman who drooling over the thought of all of it.
Yea and think of all the women that will want us. Said Kenny who was in a happy dream like state.
"I don't care about all the fellas I find it this year to make a difference, to use are power for good and help make are school better as a hole. Said Butters in leadership kind of voice.
The others just looked at him with a blank look.
"Butters you will never get a girl if you keep acting like that." Said Kenny.
"That not very nice Kenny." Said Butters in a sad voice.
"Ken is right Butters how do expect to get chicks with an attitude like yours. said Cartman.
"Well you don't have to rub it in i want a girl i really do but no girl wants me." said Butters as he sunk to the ground in sad like state.
"Don't worry buddy I will help you just leave it to good old Cartman to make you a man will find a date for you in know time." said Cartman in a high an mighty voice as he patted Butters on back to make him fill better.
"Like you know how to get a girl Cartman" said Kyle. Kyle has been dating Bebe for awhile.
O shut up Kyle just because you and Stan have dates all ready does not mean I cant get one." said Cartman in a angry voice.
"Thats exactly what it means don't listen to him butters you will find a girl that likes you for you i found Wendy and i could not be happier." said Stan.
"Thanks Stan." said Butters. Butters always dreamed of meeting a girl but it never seemed to happen. Once just once Butters wanted to know what it was like to love and have love in return.
"Hey look the bus is coming." Said Kyle who wanted to change the subject before it got to him. Kyle never did like telling people how he felt about his date life.
"About fucking time lets get this show on the road." Said Cartman
As the bus came closer another boy was runny as fast has he could to the but stop.
"Wait for me wait for me." Said the young Canadian boy.
Hurry UP Ike your going to be late. yelled Kyle.
"Few made it" Said Ike.
"About time you all most missed your fist day as a freshmen, now did you bring every thin you needed. Said Kyle
"Yes I got what I need." Said Ike
"pencil."
"yes"
"paper"
"YES"
"E..." Kyle was then interrupted
"O FOR GOD SAKE YES I GOT EVERY THING" yelled Ike.
"Now Ike I am just looking after you your a freshmen now and its going to be tough fitting in I just want to help." Said Kyle in a soft tone voice.
"That's Fine but you don't have to treat my like baby i am not 3 years old any more." said Ike
The other boys all where holding their mouths trying not to laugh at the site.
"Its not funny guys!" yelled Ike
"Yes yes it is." Said Cartman who could not stop giggling.
The Bus pulled up and picked the kids up. Kyle sat with Bebe Stan sat with Wendy who was right behind Bebe so they all could talk with one another. Stan and Wendy where getting really series in there relationship. Kyle and Bebe where just starting out. Cartman and Butters sat together and Kenny Sat alone behind them. Ike went and sat by his friends.
"Hey Wendy are you excited about senior year?" Asked Stan.
"Yea sure." said Wendy in an worried voice.
"Wendy whats wrong your not acting like your self you should be happy where seniors." Said Stan.
"I have a lot on my mined that all." said Wendy.
"What about?" asked Stan
"I cant tell you not yet." said Wendy.
"Come on Wendy you can tell me I am hear for you" said Stan
"Alright I will tell you after school alright". said Wendy
"OK." answered Stan yet unwhere of the problem Wendy was facing.
"Hey Cutey how it going." said Bebe
"Great I am all ready for School to start how about you." said Kyle.
"I am ready for school my self and I was just wondering maybe i could come over to your house for once after school you know so we can study together." asked Bebe. Kyle has yet to invite Bebe over to his hose do to the fact he is scared of what she would think.
"O y-yea that sounds g-great." said Kyle in very worried voice.
"Great then its a date." said Bebe as she kissed Kyle and went on chatting with Wendy for the rest of the bus ride.
right before they reached the school Kenny could not but help at look at every body. he was the only one standing alone o sure he had friends like Stan and Kyle and yes even Cartman but he did not have close friend Kyle had Stan were and even Cartman had Butters. He was the kind of guy that could have any girl he wanted but really wanted a close friend but then again who would want to be best friends with the poorest kid in school. But he always tried to solve his problem with the woman that surrounded him. All the girls wanted him but not for who he was but for his looks.
They arrived at the school "South park high school" they all entered the building ready to go to there first class.
I will see latter Kyle. Said Bebe as she walked off
"Alright I will catch up with you latter I got to see Ike to his first class." Said Kyle
" I can see my self to my own class thank you very much." said Ike in an annoyed voice.
"Fine I just wanted to help but go then if you want to but just call if you need me." said Kyle.
not a sec latter Ike ran off hoping to get rid of his bothersome older brother. Ike did not hate Kyle in fact he looked up to him its just he wished he treat him a bit more grown up instead of just a little kid.
The day went on as any first day of school would. Kids where joking around Cartman was all ready getting in to trouble and boys and girls were already starting to pick each other for dates. It was only tell lunch did Stan noticed a strange boy walking very wearied like
"Hey guys whats wrong with that kid over there." said Stan as he pointed to kid who was walking really slow and moaning.
"Man a kid already getting drunk, man this going to be a sweet year." said Cartman.
the boy just kept walking closer and closer moaning and groaning.
"what ever he is on I want some of that." said Kenny.
"He sounds really sick you guys maybe we should help him" said Butters.
"O please he's just really drunk." said Cartman.
"He coming closer to us." said Wendy
"Relax if he mess with us I will beat him up." said Stan trying to sound tough in front of Wendy.
"Great where going to get into a fight on the first day of school its a new record." said Kyle
" Gee guys I don't want to fight I hate fighting." said Butters
"Maybe he just wants to say Hi guys." said Beby
The boy then just stood there not moving an inch. breathing heavy you could not see his face he had his head down and he had long black hair that covered his head and face.
"Guys he starting to scare me." Said Wendy in a scared voice.
"Relax guys I got this covered look hear comes Clyde." said Cartman.
soon enough Clyde show up to see what all the fuss is about.
"Whats going on you guys."
"Clyde your just in time you see that boy over there he called your mom a no good hoar." said Cartman."
"WHAT why that no good bastard I will teach him to call my mom a hoar." said Clyde in rage like state started walking over to the boy.
"Dammit Cartman why did you have to do that." Yelled Kyle
"relax Jew boy this will teach the boy not to get drunk at school but instead get drunk after school. said Cartman.
Clyde pushed the boy to the side of the room. The strange kid just stood there.
"Who do you think you are huh talking about my mom do you have a death wish. Yelled Clyde.
The boy said nothing
"ANSWER ME YOU JACK ASS!" yelled Clyde.
"Holly shit he's gonna kick his ass." Kenny said in excitement
"O I cant watch I am going to close my eyes." said Butters"
"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" yelled Cartman over and over again.
"Stan do something to stop this." yelled Wendy.
"What do you want me to do?" said Stan.
"I don't think there any thing we can do now, Clyde wants to beat the living shit out of him wait to go Cartman you have to scroo everything up." said Kyle in an angry voice.
"Well if we do nothing that poor boy is going to get his ass handed to him." said Beby
Soon there was a hole ring of students around them wanting to see the fight.
"THAT DOES KID GET READY FOR WORLD OF HURT!" yelled Clyde.
Clyde had the kid by the collar in his left hand and was about to hit him with his right hand.
Then out of no where the kid lifted his head up so quick it was like he just woke up out of no where his eyes where burning red his skin looked deformed like he bashed his face against a rock few time. His teeth were all broken and yellow. every one gasp the moment they saw him. Then with out even a moment latter the boy bit into the hand that was holding him by the collar.
TO BE CONTINUED
AN: yea I know this was some what of a boring chapter but I wanted to introduce all the characters and some of there problems like Butters not having a girlfriend or Kenny not having a BFF Ike being treated like a babe by his brother and even Wendys little problem witch will come into play later. but now that has been set we can get on with the real story in the next Chapter.