Ways to annoy, scare or confuse Anna
1. Tell her Erica is Fifth Column and has the been playing her from the first moment
2. Tell her Lisa is fifth column
3. Tell her you blew up her eggs. Run. Fast
4. Tell her Erica blew her eggs up while she wasn't looking
5. Ask her where she keeps her tail
6. Tell her she's turning blue
7. Ask her if she's part Smurf
8. Invite her to breakfast. Ask her if she likes her eggs fried or boiled
9. Be Joshua. Be unharmed
10. Ask her if she's related to Diana.
11. Eat Chad
12. When she confronts you about it, say: first come, first serve
13. Be John May. Be alive
14. Make an omelet out of her remaining eggs. Offer her some
15. While she sleeps, write John May lives all over her face with permanent marker
16. Tell her Lisa did it
17. Tell her Diana was scarier
18. Every time she says something, ask why
19. Tell her Marcus is planning a coup
20. Buy her an iguana. Tell her you found her long-lost aunt
21. Put Parker's research in her drink
22. When she gets sick, ask her if it's someone she ate
23. Offer her a bag of seaweed. When she opens it, tell her you found it in Parker's apartment and thought she'd like it
24. Ask her if she stared in Anaconda
25. Tell her that Chad and Marcus are getting married.
26. Tell her her tail is showing
27. Introduce the bliss-junkie visitors to marijuana. Proclaim yourself their new queen.
28. Tell her she failed the empathy test
29. Superglue John May posters all over her private chambers
30. Buy her a crocodile leather bag and matching boots. Ask her if they were related.
31. Tell her Marcus is in love with Hobbes.
32. Drop a house on her.
33. Through a bucket of water at her to see if she melts
34. When she demands an explanation, tell her it worked for Dorothy
35. Tell her John May is on the ship.
36. Program all the security cameras to show the message: "John May lives"
37. Paint the soldier's uniforms pink and cover them in glitter
38. Introduce the V computers to Trojan Win32 (I know it made my life hell)
39. Introduce the V workers to Solitaire
40. Tell her she and Godzilla would make a great pairing
41. Cut the heals off of all her pumps
42. Send the bliss-junkie Vs to rehab.
43. Introduce her to the plot of Alien
44. Compare her to the alien queen
45. Tell her Erica is Ellen Ripley
46. Tell her to beware of airlocks
47. Send her to parenting classes
48. Call the social services
49. Pretend to be a family counselor and offer your services
50. Tell Ryan she killed Val
50. Introduce her to the plot of Star Wars.
51. Compare her to emperor Palpatine ( you both manipulate, you both use mind control, in the end you both die a horrible dea… oups)
52. Call Ryan Anakin/Darth Vader
53. Call Valerie Padmei
54. Call the hybrid baby Luke
55. Tell her if the engine room can pass for a reactor shaft, things are looking bad for her.
56. Tell her Marcus is John May in disguise
57. After she skins him and realizes he's not, say: "my bad"
58. Buy her a stress ball
59. Put it in a glass case with an inscription that says: In case of John May, break glass.
60. Replace all V knives with plastic ones.
61. Offer her Erica's "lizard skin boots"
62. Every time she has a new plan , mouth "you're the boss, boss" or "it's your funeral"
63. Question every single one of her orders
64. Pretend to work for the BAU. Profile her as a deranged psychopath.
65. Tell her you think she eats her mates because of deep-seated daddy issues
66. Feed agent Malik to a crocodile (though I'm not sure who would eat who)
67. Accuse her of copying her grand plan from Independence Day
68. Replace the R6 compound with flu vaccine
69. Every time someone mentions John May's name, start singing the Lion King song: he lives in you, he lives in me, he watches over…
70. Ask her where number 6 is
71. Call her D'Anna or number 3
72. Convince the v soldiers to join the Peace Core
73. Practice hypnosis on the crew members
74. If John May turns out to be alive and is captured again, insist that he's too cute to kill (well, he is)
75. If she keeps showing off Blue Energy, insist she make: "join the dark side, we have disco lights" the new Visitor motto
76. Make the soundtrack of Snakes on a Plane the new Fifth Column anthem
77. When/if Joshua gets off the ship, make sure he leaves a message telling her to kiss him goodbye…
78. Lock her in a room with 30 alien tech related questions-asking Star Treck fans
79. Introduce the V workers to silly bandz