The Rocky Horror Potter Show
Spells and Potions/ Double Trouble (to the song Science Fiction)
Verse 1
Cedric Diggory was dead
Before Harry saw red
But he told us, who was hoaxed.
And Severus Snape was there
In greying underwear
James Potter was under an invisible cloak.
Then something went wrong
For Hermione and Ron
They got caught in a four poster bed.
Then at a deadly zoom
It came from on a broom
And this is what the Prophecy said…
Chorus
Spells and potions (ooh ooh ooh) double trouble
Lucius Malfoy (ooh ooh ooh) created his double
See aurors fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Death Eaters
Sirius Black was (ooh ooh ooh) a Griffindor Beater
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the castle, double trouble, Potter show.
Verse 2
I knew Professor McGonagall
Was cursing Quirrell
When Karkaroff took to the hills.
And Lupin was turned on
When Snape said you're the one
And shagged him without taking his pills.
Cho Chang said prunes
During Ancient Runes
And doing so, showed lack of skills.
But when magic collides
Said Bill to his bride
It'll give you some terrible thrills
Like some…
Chorus again
Verse 3
I wanna be- oh oh oh oh
At the castle, double trouble, Potter show
Who's R.A.B? - oh oh oh oh
At the castle, double trouble, Potter show
I gotta see- oh oh oh oh
The castle, double trouble, Potter show.